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Let's be honest, it's just so the bad guys can get away after their plans get foiled every episode.

Vader doesn't lie because the truth is usually more useful to his purposes anyway. Although in the old EU he would sometimes use the same kind of "Jedi truths" and "exact words" not-quite-lies too. Depended on the author.

And the dino is either confused or into it but hasn't decided which yet.

Anakin was an idiot. Vader is a depressed idiot.

"Other people can't have equal rights because my friends are horrible douchebags" is such a typical Republican take.

It actually came up way back in the Thrawn Trilogy, where Admiral Pellaeon notes that serving under Vader was considered a fast track to promotions due to him constantly killing off officers who failed him and moving others up the ranks as replacements, but was also a double edged sword because...

The only major difference is that Trump is much older than Hitler was and won't likely live to see the end point of his schemes. But it still sets the precedent for the next wannabe dictator, so it still needs to be stopped.

"Could someone stamp my Frequent Kidnapping card?" "You of all people know we discontinued that promotion."

Is that a challenge?

Here's an old Monopoly set. Some of the money is still there and a couple of the house tokens. Look, options!

I'll let it go to a day or two short of a new record and then break it just to be a dick.

Hey Wheels, while you're here, you wanna see where I keep my Amontillado?

I always turned Skysaurus's head forward too, but it always made me think of the "Tell Swoop good part!" line in TF:TM.

Noticed a couple of other name changes. The Kinklink in the intro fight with Bowser is now a Chandelier, and Mallow's Psychopath spell is now Thought Peek. And a line where Mallow asks Mario if he thinks he's Bruce Lee now just asks him who he thinks he is. On the plus side, they kept the bit...

::: uses the concrete-encased GSO as part of the wall to brick Caldwin in ::: Does it count as two birds with one stone when one of them is the stone?

IT'S THE BEATING OF HIS HIDEOUS HEART! ::: pours concrete under the floorboards :::

Space is littered with the corpses of time travelers who forgot to account for celestial motion.

"The culmination of love is grief. And yet we love despite the inevitable, we open our hearts to it. To grieve deeply... is to have loved fully. Open your heart to the world as you have opened it to me, and you will find every reason to keep living in it."

Like we haven't all just been coming back anyway.