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The alternative was for "Comrade Defenestration". They still lost 12% of the voting base.

Get a camera with a motion sensor.

Of course, if he IS elected, there'll still be a bloodbath. It'll just be legalized.

Whichever makes a better/worse pun when I'm saying it.

The first film was okay, but they seemed to be actively trying to get worse with each sequel. Bumblebee was actually decent. If they'd followed on that with more smaller-scale films focused on smaller casts that got to actually be characters instead of set dressing, it might've been able to...

Plenty of them have conviction. Their convictions are absolutely terrible, but they have them.

I have the Blu Ray. Picked it up last Black Friday, I think. Just keep forgetting to actually sit down and put it in.

Now I want Missing Link Prime as Pepsi Prime.

The whole point was to reduce the number of cashiers needed and cut back on payroll. Didn't quite occur to them that maybe people aren't going to be entirely honest. Or that most of the underpaid employees assigned to watch the things aren't all that motivated to do much about it.

Got my email.

I hope not for at least a couple of years.

He wanted a raise, but all they could give him was a Matrix party.

I keep forgetting to actually watch the movie.

Wonder how many more Texans are suddenly going to learn how to use a VPN.

Takara might feel the trains are redundant when they're still doing MP Trainbots.

Filch is the only maybe for me, and I can wait and see if I ever manage to find one in person. Ferak is less than cannon fodder and I already have perfectly good toys of Lockdown and Cannonball.

Back then, nobody thought a half-senile clown like Trump, a person so reviled that even Sesame Street has mocked him in the past, could possibly ever drum up enough votes. Unfortunately, we were wrong, thanks to the electoral college. We greatly underestimated the power of stupid people in...

For people in red states, keep making sure you're registered. Some of them are known for spontaneously revoking it for spurious reasons.

"It might've been a fever dream," says the transphobe who got rich from a book series about wizards and magic.