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I'm going to continue using Windows 10 on my laptop until the hardware dies, and I bet nothing bad will happen.

I have never been happier to get a bill, because the city finally finally finally put my name on it instead of my dad's.

Nero's fans held out hope for hundreds of years.

My laptop doesn't get those popups. I tried to sever it from Microsoft as much as can possibly be done with Windows 10, so maybe I broke that.

They should be released in an inappropriate line like Studio Series Gamer Edition and the blurb on the box can say they're lost.

Another vote for Omnibots. I thought we'd have them by now.

I think you missed part of last summer's drama. Sometimes it's hard to tell what Trump believes in beyond just agreeing with the last person he spoke with on a topic, but the record strongly suggests he does actually agree with a lot of RFK's ideas. Many such cases.

I lived through that for a while. It sucked. My crazy grandma is always telling me I need to get out of the suburbs and "come live in the forest" but I don't think I would make it out there. Suburb noises are annoying, but I know them.

Red Cog finally nailed the formula. The weapons are meant to pair with particular characters, but they're modular enough that you can make something up and give them to whoever. Or have Red Cog carry them all like a madman.

They could always make another accessory set. Hasbro, please make more accessory sets. I am begging you.

Bark back. Assert dominance.

Any day now the fever will break. At the gym. Mother of God, everything in that Daily Show segment is infuriating.

One of my favorite takeout places just goofed up my order and gave me extra food. My chicken parm sub was supposed to be half size but they gave me a full. Other customizations I ordered are there so I know I didn't get the wrong bag. The kitchen just got the wrong size in my favor. I'll pay...

It's my job to tempt fate like that.

It should be. I wasted a lot of time and effort on something important and got nothing. I can't get less than nothing, so all that can happen next week is I don't waste time and effort on it.

Yeah the writing in this one was Swiss cheese. But hey, at least someone in this town cares about her job even if she's bad at it.

You just know he has the CIA looking for that birth certificate.

The absolute week I had doing futile estate work.

I'm excited. Somehow.