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I think the pictures are on my laptop, but I once got both halves of a fortune cookie factory mistake. One wrapper with no cookies inside, and another wrapper with two.

Some Republican candidates also send the essays. It seems to be the standard way to do this, but Trump and his team didn't get the memo. I'm not sure what's actually worse. Trump's are aggressive, weird, and sometimes downright creepy. But at least they're short. The essays don't look so bad...

It's not just a nickname. Alligator Alcatraz is the actual name of the place. Florida's Department of Transportation has already installed new road signs, which is the fastest they've ever worked in their history.

The place is meant to be so bad that people will self deport rather than taking a chance of ending up there.

The last fortune cookie message I got just told me to eat more fortune cookies. To be fair, I probably should.

Well, he found another way to create the same trap for himself by combining all of his little legislative proposals into a single bill that so far is an embarrassing spectacle.

Yeah, this will be going back to daily now. July 1 Today

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We may have a trade deal with Vietnam. 20% tariff. Not great, but at this point just having some certainty would be an improvement.

My grandfather just left behind a cache of guns and ammo in his ceiling. For some reason. And some bags of money in a drawer he nailed shut. For some reason. ... And yeah, one Nazi knife.