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  1. wonko the sane?

    Florida, Florida, Florida

    Yeah, and desantis is going to be SO SHOCKED when trump announces at the legalliest last second that he's running. The only reason he hasn't publicly done it is because the donation rules change when you confirm, and he can't run the gravy train with all those rules in the way.
  2. wonko the sane?

    Florida, Florida, Florida

    You missed a golden age in montreal then... But laronde was bought out by six flags and they actually cleaned the place up. Ah well, there was still the time I nearly got struck by lightning. Some memories will never die...
  3. wonko the sane?

    P&R Funnies!

    Hell will be monetized.
  4. wonko the sane?

    Florida, Florida, Florida

    Disney will be all for it... till the whole place looks like a traveling carnival, and they can't get workers due to ridiculous chance of death and/or dismemberment. They'll push back, but it'll take two or three publicly seen, attraction instigated beheadings before they do.
  5. wonko the sane?

    Florida, Florida, Florida

    Florida's government just keep pushing to exit the gene pool. Once the funerals are over: it'll be hailed as the most effective effort to make america great again.
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    So... Big Bird is a communist, and he's indoctrinating your children about vaccines...
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    Allspark Pet Parent Thread!

    Alright, so she's been getting better day by day. She had already begun resuming some of normal habits: sleeping on the big bed, wandering around the house, sitting on my computer/desk around 9 pm because they usually get treats when I turn off my computer at night. As a consequence of this: we...
  8. wonko the sane?

    Harris-Walz / Dems

    We're at the point where the ONLY point to calling them out on hypocrisy is to prove they can still even see it. There won't be any consequences: and their base absolutely loves the ability to outright break the law and not suffer for it.
  9. wonko the sane?

    Harris-Walz / Dems

    Okay, and? You realize they're PROUD of that jive, right?
  10. wonko the sane?

    Conspiracy lunatic thread - people who believe in absurd nonsense are dangerous

    You realize he's a hard core republican talking head. Dude's probably a freak who'd enjoy it.
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    Allspark Pet Parent Thread!

    Tips for force feeding a cat! 1.) This is a two person job. Unless you're very good with rope, or run some kind of kitty kat BDSM dungeon (the safeword is "meow".), it will never be a one person job. 2.) Get a nice thick blanket/towel. Wrap offending kitty up like a purrito. 3.) Person 1 holds...
  12. wonko the sane?

    Allspark Pet Parent Thread!

    Welp! The blood test results came in. Other than a slight varience in the kidney: there's nothing wrong with her. She's getting some antibiotics for the thing, and something to bolster her appetite. So yeah: literally no reason she won't live another 13 years if she wanted to. This is why I...
  13. wonko the sane?

    Ranting about quebec: newspark edition!

    And now the caq have abandoned the vaccine mandate for healthcare workers. "Why", you ask? Well, with roughly 8 percent unvaccinated, and the shockingly fragile condition of our health care system: suspending that many employees all at once would collapse the whole house of dollar store cards...
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    And they won't. Republicans have too much to gain from letting it happen, and the democrats simply wont. Between the democrats stubbornly refusing to quit attempting bipartisanship, and the republicans mastery of slander: these seditionists will be allowed to take office and enjoy all their...
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    To be fair to the voters: trumpers are NOT the majority of the republicans party voters (though they do seem to be the majority of republican politicians.). The trumpers are simply loud and dumb. You see the same thing in quebec politics. Seperation, as a cultural movement is at an all time...
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    Once again I reiterate my readiness for a nice machine tyranny.
  17. wonko the sane?

    Pony Pictures Post Perseveres

    I think those legs might be a touch exaggerated for her stature...
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    It gets better: the trumpers are STILL pushing the big lie, and consequently convincing their voters to NOT go out and vote. So: what are the heavily armed, entirely ignorant, and perfectly willing to kill people going to do when they get frustrated by a system that doesn't represent them...
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Preferably in the same cell.
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    I'm pretty sure captain planet did an episode explaining why it's a bad idea to burn garbage...


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