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  1. wonko the sane?

    The Pet thread

    Alright so.. charlie was still growling and hissing at whiskey last night, even early this morning. Like I was up trying to comfort her at quarter after 4... BUT! She's not doing that anymore. She's calmed down quite a bit, isn't intently watching people inside her range, she's not checking the...
  2. wonko the sane?

    The Pet thread

    Somewhere between 5 and 30 minutes. Like, literally. We weren't even aware he had gotten out of the house! We do know how he did it though, and the fault is probably on us for 1.) not fixing it, 2.) assuming his single orange braincell had forgotten that the "easy to push out screen" was a...
  3. wonko the sane?

    The Pet thread

    Welp, STORY TIME! So I was getting ready to mow the lawn; plugged in the battery, got the yard waste bag, and I opened the garage door. I saw an orange cat literally STREAK under the car. This is not uncommon around here. Lots of folks let their cats out, they shouldn't, but they do. I largely...
  4. wonko the sane?

    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    I don't know benatar from adam, but I do know punning when I see it.
  5. wonko the sane?

    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    Can't vote if you're dead; Heat stroke and sun stroke kills.
  6. wonko the sane?

    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    The irony of the republicans forcing loyalty oaths. Might as well write that out on toilet paper.
  7. wonko the sane?

    P&R Funnies!

    Freshly washed granite (especially polished.) is a slippery death trap. You'd need rubber back carpets all over just to make sure you don't bash your skull open on those floors. Also, Why did they pay so much for the floors and then completely cheap out on the shower itself: if it's a tension...
  8. wonko the sane?

    P&R Funnies!

    If you guys look at the right where the shower curtain meets the wall, you can see the top of another box. So the reason the curtain is entirely closed is to hide how many more boxes are stacked in the shower. But hey, like mccarthy said: bathrooms have locks, so it's all good, right?
  9. wonko the sane?

    Activision-Blizzard Thread: Just announced the Layoffs of 1900 jobs.

    I was going to make a snide remark here... but yeah, if we could get a new space quest, I am on board for that.
  10. wonko the sane?

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Those cursed turtles! Death don't want him either, we're stuck for a long assed time with his toxic, orange ass.
  11. wonko the sane?

    The German federal election thread

    It means the same thing now, and won't get you arrested in germany.
  12. wonko the sane?

    Activision-Blizzard Thread: Just announced the Layoffs of 1900 jobs.

    They are literally being as stupid as possible with overwatch 2. To the point where they are SELLING access to the game missions. That'll just help kill it faster, I think. Unless they are absolutely magnificent in play and crafting. If replacing management is all that's needed to get them back...
  13. wonko the sane?

    Activision-Blizzard Thread: Just announced the Layoffs of 1900 jobs.

    I'm honestly hoping they simply hand the IP's over to competent devs who were fans of the games, and future iterations get proper treatement. Literally all I want from this. Let the scumbags parachute away with their millions, so long as they hug off and never do anything in public again.
  14. wonko the sane?

    Post Pictures of your Transformers, Let's see firetrucks fighting with sharks!

    Did you make some errors... or did you customize and make it original?
  15. wonko the sane?

    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    Gonna say the same thing to her that I said to that cop all those years ago. "I understand, do you?".
  16. wonko the sane?

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    And all the crypto bros will scream "I was right all along!" before toddling off to their job at mcdonalds. Oh, no, wait, mcdonalds on hires 13 years old in the US now. Sorry crypto bros.
  17. wonko the sane?

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Oh no, I agree with that argument ENTIRELY. It's going to be a very real, very massive problem moving forward, and not even in a few years time, in months and weeks. And it's just going to be used to further divide and terrify the population for the purposes of accumulating political and...
  18. wonko the sane?

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    All you need to do is preface the conversation on the tape with "This conversation was created with AI". Throw it at the end too to ensure there's no confusion. The owners of the AI will eventually need to create some kind of legal protection against litigation for the content generated by the...
  19. wonko the sane?

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Which can be nicely countered by ensuring that statement is always included in the whole transcript.


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