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I love democracy.

Sadly, Sesame Street also has nowhere near the cultural cachet that they used to—which I consider just more proof we're living in a dystopia.

Well that was quick. But I hope that's not the end of the story. It's a federal crime to knowingly give people seizures, and there's no way Elon didn't know there are people with photosensitive epilepsy... well, existing in San Francisco and liable to at least be in the neighborhood sometimes...

Only since then?

Well, not quite. They did apply the Meta branding to the (formerly Oculus) VR headsets, and it could be argued that since Zuck's "metaverse" pipe dream is what spurred the rename in the first place, he's come to see that as "the product itself" and everything else as just sources of money to...

We're all the way back to Python quotes now, are we? The old internet really is healing,

Also, Trump doesn't want to leave the US because all his stuff is here. Millions and millions of dollars worth of it, even.

It honestly is amazing in hindsight that his cars don't just spontaneously explode in the driveway.

Also, betcha anything that if and when he switches over to the new domain, he doesn't bother with forwarding so all existing links or embeds that point to twitter.com break instantly and permanently. As a person who occasionally tries following links to old news articles or webcomics that have...

That's what I thought it was too, and thought it was one of those troll satire accounts, and that his own campaign was dumb enough to either think it was real or find it flattering.

You know what? Maybe he just misses web portals. And/or Zombocom.

I wonder how far they'l take this. Like, what happens if the fighting continues so long that there's still not an approved map by next year's election? No doubt the state will try to run its elections as if their bogus map were legit, so then what? I assume it's the job of the current Congress...

Betcha most of these games are mining bitcoin in the background or something.

And what do Jews and the Chinese have in common? That's right, eating Chinese food. Clearly, a diet rich in MSG grants immunity to COVID, and all the fearmongering about it has secretly been a plot to keep the other races vulnerable. In this essay, I will

Not just labor laws; there's a word for not letting your workers leave their job, and we literally fought a war over it.

Remember how Iraq didn't turn into a quagmire until after Hussein had been captured and executed and suddenly there were all these leaderless gangs of insurgents making it impossible to drive ten feet without getting blown up? Yeah, maybe it's better if we let them start a civil war while they...

No, his base won't let his death stop them, and if anything it'll just cement his status as a messianic figure. Even if his death was entirely from messianic causes. After all, that's the difference between a mere cult and a religion, whether the founder is still alive.

Color me surprised that Infinite even has a single-player campaign because I thought it was meant to be the franchise's shift into always-online live-service territory. Or is it like Splatoon and modern Call of Duty where the campaign only exists so they can continue to legally sell physical...

Could the UK singlehandedly block this? Would Microsoft have to choose between calling off the deal and divesting of their entire UK division or something?

Hanlon's razor be damned, I have a hard time believing the entire FTC is this incompetent. Betcha my life that enough money to talk changed hands under the table at some point. If not with the FTC themselves, then with whoever's responsible for appointing the people in charge of it.