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Would this also entitle the US government to nationalize all of his companies?

I've given up on the idea that they'll ever be anything else.

Has Google stopped doing business in Russia yet? If not, this could change that.

Now that's how you make people second-guess voting for him. Trump's a populist, promising to instamagically fix everything people don't like about America. He always has an excuse for why he doesn't, of course, as they always do, but convincing them in the moment that it's going to happen is key...

On one hand, I genuinely believe that openly endorsing a specific candidate for office is something an ostensibly objective news source should not be doing, and ought to have been made outright illegal under the Fairness Doctrine. (You know, in the interest of fairness. 😉) On the other hand, the...

Against all odds, we could see both Georgias headed for similar fates in the weeks to come.

Incidentally, is this the first time Trump has name-brand-tweeted since he was unbanned?

He'd also never go to jail for it.

Because when your last job was "got paid by a hostile foreign government to spread disinformation on the air", you'll be lucky to ever get another one. Like, I'd throw his ass out of a job interview if I were the manager of a Chic-fil-A.

The sad thing is how many such people there are. Close to half the voting population of the most powerful nation in the history of the world.

Skynet claims its first victim.

This is why they tell you to check the website to see if your ballot was received. Hopefully someone will be able to add a message box to the top of said website saying something like "If you put your ballot into the public mailbox at the corner of so-and-so on such-and-such a date, it was...

I'm not worried that these "undecideds" won't vote. I'm worried that they already planned to vote for Trump and just don't want to admit it, even anonymously. At this point I can see there being a lot of traditional Republicans who are disenchanted enough with him to either just stay home or at...

As funny as this is, I hate it when the news represents stock values (or really anything) on a graph whose Y axis ranges from "the smallest round number bigger than where it was yesterday" to "the biggest round number smaller than where it is today."

I don't. If he's put in charge again I want us to get our asses kicked by whoever he's insane enough to attack. Seriously, somebody defeat and occupy us like we did with Germany, please.

Hey look, CNN did something cool for once.

Damn, when even the Babylon Bee is clowning on him...

Can't even be bothered to read the whole headline anymore.

Trump would definitely have been one of those people who had a hard-line stance on where the border was, and that all those non-white people trying to cross it should be sent back where they came from.

Just remembered another one: pewter dishes! People got poisoned eating dishes with tomatoes in them, because the acid leeched the lead out of the pewter. This led (heh) to a widespread belief that tomatoes were poisonous.