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Someone should trick him into sending them to Puerto Rico, since he doesn't believe it's part of the US.

Wonko, last Friday: The funny pages, today: That was fast.

Which is good, because we know they won't.

Yeah but we've never tried annexing an entire foreign nation that way. And I do remember Congress signing off on whatever we did in Iraq that was not technically a war. There was a whole to-do about presidential hopeful John Kerry being among the people who had done so.

At this rate he won't need Congress's approval to declare war on Canada and Denmark either.

I wonder if Carrey has ever considered going the Mark Hamill route and getting into voice acting. At a certain point he's going to be too old to play a cartoon character in live-action (or at least characters as young as Stanley Ipkiss or Dr. Robotnik), but he'll have potentially decades left in...

Is he even allowed to impose tariffs on Canada and Mexico? Don't we have some kind of, I dunno, Free-Trade Agreement with the rest of North America? I forget the name, it's on the tip of my tongue...

Ironically this has not convinced me that locking lawmakers up for voting a certain way is wrong. For example, everyone who voted for this horrid bill should absolutely be behind bars for life at minimum.

It's almost as if there's a good reason to take people who have demonstrated a willingness to commit crimes of this caliber and... I dunno, put them somewhere where they can't be a danger the rest of the population. Maybe permanently, even. Imagine that.

OK, you're going to have to be more specific when you say things like this whether you mean it literally or just making stuff up to vent, especially if quotation marks are involved. Because at this point I genuinely wouldn't put it past Trump to do that and even use those exact words, now that...

I know it's generally not done to bring up politics outside of P&R, but the owner of the site formerly known as Twitter is, as of last week, an out-and-proud neo-Nazi, and a number of communities have already responded by banning all links to the site. I and others would appreciate if steps were...

And where do you think we're going to find such a thing? Getting this through has only been the crux of their party's entire platform since 1973.

Now we still have plenty of room but not where anyone (except the very very desperate) wants to live, and not enough workers but not for jobs that anyone (except the very very desperate) wants to do. Both those vacancies could still easily be filled by legal immigrants—which is to say, making it...

You mean NVMe over SATA. They're both types of SSD. It's confusing because the tech for SSDs evolved pretty rapidly and there are now four types of SSD on the market with four different connectors, two of which are similar and usually cross compatible but not always, and one of those two is the...

All of that money was imaginary anyway. It was based on promises of massive growth that they failed to deliver because there's no way any company could have delivered what they were promising. Good news for anyone who happened to sell their stock shortly before this happened, at least.

Is there any juicier irony than cryptocurrency, which was created specifically to be outside the reach of any government, now being adopted by the world's most powerful government?

So you're planning on lugging two laptops to school and back? Anyway, I'm not up on my laptop brands, but those two Steevy posted have one big thing going for them already: AMD CPUs. Dunno if you've been keeping up with the news, but it turns out current-gen Intel CPUs have a huge flaw where...

How to get yourself banned from entering the country and your entire company blacklisted from ever doing business there again in one easy step. ...Please?

I'm pretty sure Trump thinks replacing just the people on top with his own guys will do the trick, and that everyone else will fall in lock step like the robots he expects all soldiers to be. Alternatively he'll look at the huge overlap between the pro-military my-country-right-or-wrong crowd...

I haven't been paying attention to Russia for some time anyway. Is there something going on right now that I should know about? Seems like that war of theirs has turned into an intractable quagmire for both sides, somehow.