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Incidentally, is this the first time Trump has name-brand-tweeted since he was unbanned?

He'd also never go to jail for it.

Because when your last job was "got paid by a hostile foreign government to spread disinformation on the air", you'll be lucky to ever get another one. Like, I'd throw his ass out of a job interview if I were the manager of a Chic-fil-A.

The sad thing is how many such people there are. Close to half the voting population of the most powerful nation in the history of the world.

Skynet claims its first victim.

This is why they tell you to check the website to see if your ballot was received. Hopefully someone will be able to add a message box to the top of said website saying something like "If you put your ballot into the public mailbox at the corner of so-and-so on such-and-such a date, it was...

I'm not worried that these "undecideds" won't vote. I'm worried that they already planned to vote for Trump and just don't want to admit it, even anonymously. At this point I can see there being a lot of traditional Republicans who are disenchanted enough with him to either just stay home or at...

As funny as this is, I hate it when the news represents stock values (or really anything) on a graph whose Y axis ranges from "the smallest round number bigger than where it was yesterday" to "the biggest round number smaller than where it is today."

I don't. If he's put in charge again I want us to get our asses kicked by whoever he's insane enough to attack. Seriously, somebody defeat and occupy us like we did with Germany, please.

Hey look, CNN did something cool for once.

Damn, when even the Babylon Bee is clowning on him...

Can't even be bothered to read the whole headline anymore.

Trump would definitely have been one of those people who had a hard-line stance on where the border was, and that all those non-white people trying to cross it should be sent back where they came from.

Just remembered another one: pewter dishes! People got poisoned eating dishes with tomatoes in them, because the acid leeched the lead out of the pewter. This led (heh) to a widespread belief that tomatoes were poisonous.

The EU should put a clause in banning the company from doing business there unless they extend the same protections to all customers in all countries. That'd be wild.

My favorite part about that image is that it shows a kid surrounded by "radiatiation-emitting" objects. If the lead in the walls really did deflect that stuff (which I doubt it can do, being a compound of lead rather than pure metal), all it would do is bounce it right back at him. If they had...

Last time they made it impossible to uninstall a part of Windows that people hated, they got taken to court and it was a big deal. Can we make that happen again?

I'd sooner eat the Burger King Foot Lettuce.

If not for the fact that the animal rights movement didn't gain nearly as much traction since the '90s as anyone who was around back then surely assumed it would, this would definitely be on the far right's agenda, and prominent politicians like DeSantis would have been in the news for...

Hell, it must be great to be literally any megabillionaire who's not Elon Musk, generally, given what a bang-up job he's doing making them all look kinda decent by comparison.