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Now now, lets not speak ill of the dead burning in Hell right now. *old Allspark laughing icon here*

I was shocked to learn on the nightly news that Indiana isn't among the 13 (I think) states with automatic bans in the event that Roe falls. So our dumbass state House will have to do it. Which they probably will. Again ugh. Just ugh.

I'm sure my state (Indiana) will be among the first to outlaw abortion. Ugh. Very sad day for democracy and women's rights.

I have no doubt that Roe dies at the hands of this supposed "court".

I can only hope that in this idiots death some good will come when people who used to listen to him decide to get vaccinated. Hey a man can hope.

I look forward to his primary challengers on the right telling us how Dr. Oz is part of the Deep State. lol

The newest Pennsylvania Republican idiot candidates - Dr Oz! https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/30/politics/dr-oz-senate-campaign-pennsylvania/index.html

By the midterms 2,000% impact

Nah it's her. Somehow. For reasons they'll explain at a later date. That never comes.

You...you monster. You broke muh baby. *draws a sword* *decapitates Sharkshadow* *drags the lifeless body towards Mayhem McDonalds* Soylent Green is back on special guys! I'll deal with the mountain later.

You should be a walking wifi hotspot by now. Maybe you need a booster booster.

In happier news nobody told the Ahmaud Arbery jury that murder was legal. They're all guilty.

Congrats on full 5G compliance!

Actually the Mayhem McDonald's has the only functioning McD's Ice Cream Machine in the nation. It's a miracle.

Satire can't outfake the news.

No, but the Mayhem McDonalds is the most ethical business running in Mayhem. Funnily enough.

I would pay for lookalike impersonators to go down there and hug with them.

I hope they cut the check directly to Trump and the attorneys still never get paid. Serves them right.

Worst case scenario: he dies a month before the election and America stupidly elects a dead guy, making whatever swamp creature he has as VP the next President. And it sure won't be Mike Pence.

If he has a pulse he's on the ballot in 24. If he doesn't there's a 50% chance of some Weekend At Bernie's jive.