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And if he ever shows up we can have Questionable Meats meats.

Ah sweet, Caldwin flavored Soylent Green is back on the menu at the Mayhem McDonalds! *sees a newly resurrected Caldwin in line to order* *does double take* um, okayyyyyy

My bad. I'm just an untrained outlaw mudshow wrestler.

*gives Caldwin a botched spike piledriver* LAST POST!

Developing story but it appears that negotiators for both sides were poisoned recently. Still my money is on Putin. He doesn't care about the lives of his oligarchs. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ukrainian-peace-negotiators-poisoning-russians_n_6241d409e4b0d7ac3d4fddc9

Epic 20 day run atop the mountain Caldwin.

The best episodes would be when he goes to your local hotdog and a handshake show and just tears them to shreds.

But being so goddamn stupid doesn't help, since they're smart enough to vote. Sadly.

Okay I'm ready to concede, as scary as this is, that this man is not playing with a full deck of cards. He cray.

A reminder to the "lawyers" working on this for Trump - you're never getting paid.

I would watch this show

At this point I would change my phone number and never look back. That's too much drama to even be fun to mock.

The Russian contractor who has been sending you all those texts for Trump must have just gotten conscripted.

For once a heartwarming update. Currently unsanctioned Russian oligarch's bigass boat stuck in Norway because locals won't sell them fuel. Line of year suggesting they row or use sails to get home...

Nothing much, I just really want rid of a bunch of freaks. And I don't know what else to do with them. Can't trust those huggers with their own country, and where would you put it? Nah, sent to Russia sounds best.

Can we just make a trade? All the anti-Putin Russians currently in jail for all of our traitors. Let Trump build golf courses all over Russia.

Doesn't Putin know the only Americans who want to go to Russia are Republican Senators, Congressman, and one former President. Hillary don't want to go.

And all he's really accomplished is expanding Crimea a little bit and the two breakaway wannabe Peoples Republics or whatever.

Just goes to show how fragile the human life is. We all thought it would be his demons that took him down and it winds up being a hugging blood clot. So sad. Really going to miss Scott.