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It doesn't really matter, since every Switch 2 will come with a dock included. Also anyone who sells off their old Switch to subsidize the cost of the upgrade had better not hoard the dock just so they can have a spare.

So he's OK with saying we need to change the Constitution to make Supreme Court appointments temporary, but isn't OK with adding more members to it even though the Constitution already supports it. Sounds like excuses to me. He'd love to deshittify our government, but his hands are tied, you see...

So what you're saying is that if the West Coast tried to secede, Trump wouldn't even object...

Controllers will definitely still work. Remember the standalone joycon charger they released last year? That was definitely so people who want to keep their old joycons around as an extra controller (or two) can still have a way to charge them, without needing to also keep the old Switch around.

Tell me about it. I just recently finally got a computer capable of running Lime3DS with only occasional drops into slow motion, and it's made me realize for the first time that there's just no good way to display its two screens on a widescreen computer monitor. And speaking of said slowdown, I...

The spirit of the Mechanical Turk lives on.

So you think Disney has the power to make media outlets report fake attendance numbers? Can they fake the money they're not making from the tickets they're not selling too?

Oh right, all the Labo stuff is going to be obsolete just because the new hardware is too big to fit. So that alone might account for the disclaimer. As far as the name discussion, I was hoping for it to be called the SwitchUP. And the slogan could have been "UP your game."

Betcha they removed the lidar sensor on the bottom of the joycon that was only used for that minigame in 1-2-Switch where you go OMNOMNOM at it.

Having it connect via magnets instead of a slidey clip seems really obvious in hindsight, but I also realize even Apple didn't start putting magnetic accessory connectors on things until a couple years after the Switch was out. Also does the color they used for the edge and joystick ring of the...

The C button remains a mystery.

I will laugh so hard if Lego represents the Bluey characters as not even minifigs or anything custom molded but as just actual rectangles with faces printed on them. Like that Xbox.

Facebook has been transparently evil for over a decade now, and its userbase has been nothing but boomers spreading conspiracy theories for just as long. It's as much the dregs of the internet as 4chan as far as I'm concerned. Hell, Grand Theft Auto V, a game released in 2013, had a mission...

Hypothetically, if there had been a Ministry of Truth established when the good guys were in charge, and they had done their damn job, there wouldn't be an opportunity for the bad guys to be put in charge, not now, not ever. Also, the bad guys don't need a Ministry of Truth to already exist in...

Counterpoint: We spent the '50s and '60s dragging people into the halls of Congress and grilling them about their alleged communist sympathies, and to this day no one with serious intentions to run for public office will admit to being a communist or even liking them. Imagine if we had instead...

"Same as before, but this time I come with the foreknowledge that this guy's actually secretly filled with a lot of bats." -

It has a similar vibe to terms like "oreo" and "twinkie", except it's not problematic because orange isn't a race.

Whoever was writing his dialog got fired and replaced with an AI.

Hell, is Disney even moving any merchandise with these remakes? I remember when the live-action 101 Dalmatians came out in the '90s, you couldn't go to a store without tripping over cartoon dalmatians plastered over almost every product you can imagine. They knew that the real reason the movie...

After all the times he's roped people into doing stuff for him and then flaked out on paying them, it'd be poetic justice if he fell for something like this.