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"They never stop thinking of ways to destroy our country. And neither do we." - George W. Bush

Given how many of Bush's strongest critics in the 2000s went on to support Trump in 2016, I'd say irony has been dead for some time now.

Kids always rebel against their parents.

It was inevitable that someone would be stupid enough to go after Iran eventually, and I can't think of a person more deserving of the hit to his reputation Trump is going to get out of being that someone.

If I were to buy a gun, it would be because I want to shoot someone.

Oh yeah, also you're gonna want to look up how to run the game in a widescreen resolution—not, mind you, the native resolution of your screen; 720p is going to be about the limit if you want to be able to actually read the text, which cannot be rescaled. Ironically your UI is going to be buried...

The part of me that recognizes the value of physical copies that will work on an empty system without an internet connection wants to say good for them. But Nintendo has also done such a terrible job of handling the way said physical copies work (allowing third parties to sell fake cards in the...

I don't know when and where he asked that, but at this point I'm guessing it's because none of his aides chimed in with a "Actually that's a good point; you want me to type up an executive order you can sign to cut him off?"

Also didn't this guy just invent two more holidays recently?

Why? The only people who own guns in this godforsaken country are on their side.

When you crash a Cybertruck, you go to hell before you die.

"Is that a sexy Birdo mermaid?" -

Ah, the Camp Green Lake approach.

"I wanna unlock a UFO, and I want a cow to drive a UFO. I've heard that you can do that." -

Wow, they're seriously keeping Bobby's kid voice? 🤦‍♂️

I don't know why you think a solid majority of apathetic people are going to necessarily vote for the right people. Also if you make voting "mandatory" but don't solve the problem of overcrowded polling stations in urban areas, all you've done is give the right another law they can arrest...

Did it rain, or did people choose not to turn out entirely for other reasons?

I just learned yesterday that Bill Pullman's real-life son is an actor. They could get him to play Lonestar's son Zylo Fohn. I'm a little worried about that long list at the beginning, though. I hope they're not going to try to make an Epic Movie out of this that crams in parodies of 20...

I feel like the more old-fashioned someone was, the more shocking and outrageous the Republicans' recent behavior would be, if anything. Like, if you've known someone for forty years and they suddenly start acting like a schizophrenic, you're going to be way more alarmed than if it's someone you...