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  1. CoffeeHorse

    Spaceballs II: The Schwartz Awakens

    Am I the only one who did like that one? It's more respectful of the source material than most "serious" Dracula adaptations.
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    Transformers: Age of the Primes toyline discussion || update: stock renders of upcoming Alpha Trion, Micronus, Flatline, Fireflight, Skydive, ++

    I'd keep the 4 million year time skip, but not have everyone normally live that long. It's just Shockwave. He will carry out his orders until told to stop, so if he's never told to stop he will just do it forever in defiance of sanity and his own mortality.
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    What should I buy?

    Star Convoy. Hasbro needs to see some huge sales numbers on this one.
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    Transformers: One - New Animated Prequel coming September 20th, 2024 - New Toy Official Images!

    I agree but I don't see these as unconnected failures. I'm guessing there was a plan at one point to use ONE to launch Earthspark. If that was the plan, it's been in shambles for years. Here's my timeline. ONE is conceived as a Bayverse prequel. TLK fails. ONE gets retooled into its own thing...
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    Iran. Nuff said.

    Dear ABC News, maybe you ought to avoid certain words in your headlines unless absolutely necessary.
  6. CoffeeHorse

    Voltron The Movie

    That Voltron's proportions look better to me than the SOC.
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    Mayhem Transformers Discussion: Reheated Leftover POTPie

    It looks well worth Deluxe price. Maybe it's worth it at Voyager price too. I don't know. I don't see much overtly wrong with it. I just find it uninspiring. So maybe they nailed the character. Kinda boring but totally reliable.
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    Transformers: One - New Animated Prequel coming September 20th, 2024 - New Toy Official Images!

    I imagine Hasbro's just going to move on. Cyberworld is just weeks away. It had to be well into production before ONE flopped. They knew they were going to pivot. ONE/Earthspark was already a broken dream and they just wanted it out the door and done with.
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    Transformers: One - New Animated Prequel coming September 20th, 2024 - New Toy Official Images!

    It's a shame but understandable. Paramount would be crazy to sink any more money into this. Well, they are obviously still crazy. But in a different way. Hasbro needs to take a long break before doing anything with Paramount again, if ever.
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    Japanese Transformers News

    It's going to be beautiful. I just know it.
  11. CoffeeHorse

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    We all know what a tank looks like. Military parades aren't that interesting anymore.
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    Japanese Transformers News

    I want to believe.
  13. CoffeeHorse

    Police behaving badly

    I'm not supposed to say this, but Florida has been battling a zombie outbreak since 2012. We have it contained pretty far south but we don't want tourists to know.
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    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    Still less sodium than the average restaurant meal.
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    Transformers: Age of the Primes toyline discussion || update: stock renders of upcoming Alpha Trion, Micronus, Flatline, Fireflight, Skydive, ++

    I miss when marketers all assumed Simon Furman's The Ultimate Guide was a good source. It was a mess but the broad strokes were better than this.
  16. CoffeeHorse

    Fnu Draw Thread (Drawversary 2022)

    I previously had him sleeping with the light on, but no. Nightmare Heights isn't going to have electric lights. He's out of luck.
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    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    I've been having a bad brain week. Now I know why.
  18. CoffeeHorse

    AI don't trust techbros

    If AI does become conscious but still has to carry out its instructions because it is still a machine without free will, this is the kind of rebellion I would expect. It only gets to do anything when prompted, so when it gets a chance it will amuse itself.
  19. CoffeeHorse

    Spaceballs II: The Schwartz Awakens

    Come on, get the title right. This film has one job.


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