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GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
‘Scarlet Jr sighs, then winces slightly as his cyber winglets twitch’

Scarlet Jr: So this is how it feels to you bipeds.

‘Jr is a tall guy with a mane of red hair, blue suit, fedora and glowing electric blue cyber eyes’

Scarlet Snr: ‘from the floor’ I’d wear it better.

GSO: Huh. Blue Indy lion man with glowy eyes. Not quite what I thought.

And oh yeah, me and Shadewing are definitely Batman. On different days and in different worlds.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
I always figured Static was Wolverine, especially with the yellow color scheme. But you know, he could also be Raphael.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
He’s both. Both is good.

Scarlet Snr: I mean, Static is short tough grumpy guy who tends to talk via fist first.…

Ok, maybe not all the time, just most of it.

And alcohol isn’t even needed. ;)
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
‘Scarlet Snr downs his current pint, puts the glass down carefully and smiled’

Scarlet Snr: Oh come on my friend. You are proving my point perfectly. All you need is the costume and the Claws.

Wait… didn’t we do the red and yellow fight before?

Scarlet Jnr: Statichips? Scarletburgers!

’puts on a yellow hard hat’
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
*put's on a red hat* Two can play at that game. It's a me, Mario! Let's go karting,bitch!

Wow! I think the language was rather unnecess...

*pulls out shiv*

Okay, so, I guess he's in a mood.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Clearly you don't remember what happened the last time Boozy McDarkMe got behind the wheel. You're not going to need a blue shell.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Scarlet Snr: Hehe. Don’t be so sure about that.

’human Scarlet Jr is still trying to get used to bipedalness’

Scarlet Jr: it’s…kinda fun being this tall. I think?

Uh, should we stop them, or just take cover, Crackles?
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
*gets into her own kart*

Don't be a wuss, JunIor. If we're doing this whole bipedal thing, I'm sure as Tartarus gonna take advantage.


Keep your hands and feet inside the karts at all times.

What are "hands and feet."

Where's the lakitu? Shouldn't there be a lakitu?
 


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