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Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
I haven't said anything here. This has all been typed out on a screen. Absolutely nothing spoken.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
It's also been telepathically projected into the cerebro-magazines on Phobos, but you wouldn't have access to those.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Are you calling me stupid?

Just asking because you used some pretty big words there.
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Oh come on, it’s only a techno-mystical, pseudo-magical, online forum… uh

Thing.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Is it really techno-mystical? I was thinking it was more of a mystical-techno type thing.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
Your primitive meatbag brains are incapable of understanding at least four of the tenses I'd need to explain it properly.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
Anyone who fights us is either stupid, or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Fair. I went to an aquarium that had jellyfish and they went from blue to red. They're actually quite beautiful...so long as you don't touch the tentacles.
 


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