Well, Flint lost Baroness. No Christmas bonus for HIM, this year. (Not that Zartan wouldn't find some excuse not to give his employees their Christmas bonuses, anyway, now that I think about it.) And GI BAT's going haywire. So, things aren't going great for ol' Flint. But, he DOES get to hitch a ride with a talking Jeep. So, that's a silver lining on a literally rainy day.
You know, it's all very fair to yell at Flint for not turning off the killer robot sooner to save Duke, but...not a whole lot of military discipline in this quasi-military unit, is there?
Meanwhile, Baroness is hiding out in a arcade! Because there's never a bad time for a quick game of Rampage! A beautiful goth girl in the middle of a arcade...yeah, sure, no one will EVER notice her there. She'll blend RIGHT in. But, no, apparently she needs cover to contact...SOMEONE about getting her some help. I don't know enough about GI Joe to really make a educated guess here about who they are. But they grant her "three wishes". Which feels like a hint. *Goggles* Um...maybe the Emir of Benzheen?
Meanwhile, Zartan/Hawk is covering his tracks with General Flagg. And he shows the General a doctored video of what Baroness supposedly did. It's amazing what AI can do nowadays. And it's kinda ironic considering Flagg is the one working with the giant robots.
And Flagg is worried about a traitor knowing about the Mobile Command Center. Oooh, new toys! Or old toys, in this case. And it just so happens to be full of Energon. Just what a growing shape-shifting boy needs! It makes a body good!
Meanwhile, Duke's in a coma! Woah...flashbacks to the 80s movie, there. BUT...will they rebuild him?!
As much as Zartan/Hawk is pushing GI BAT on them, I can't help but think this thing'll evolve into a character we all know later. And I still can't shake the idea that it just LOOKS a lot like Snake Eyes, to me.
But, Flint is FINALLY starting to realize that things aren't adding up, and asks Scarlett to keep a eye on...Cobra for him. Wrong direction, but still, not the worst idea in this book.
Meanwhile, Zarana is wondering if Major Medusa is charming Cobra Commander's serpent, if you know what I mean. Nothing better to do, but to gossip at the office. Some things are the same all over. But, Zartan gives them a call, telling them he needs them to be a distraction, so he can make off with all that sweet, tangy Energon all for himself.
Meanwhile, Baroness finds Hawk's secret murder-cabin in the woods. So cozy, and yet so sketchy. And who should she run into but CRAZY OLD MAN HAWK! Zartan stole is face! This man makes a lot of sense to me, give him a political position! And Baroness finally asks the big question...."Who is Zartan?!"