Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
I dunno why I even bought this. I don’t even particularly like Millennium Godzilla ‘s design or his movies.
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Probably residual nostalgia for that one PS2 game boxart.
 
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unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
Had to take apart Millennium Godzilla and apply some floor polish to the ball joints in his neck and torso. Attaching the atomic breath effect made him droop and shoot directly towards the ground Shin Godzilla-style
 
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unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
Saw the Doomsday trailer. Jeez, these people are getting old. Not that I'm getting younger but I never claimed to be a superhuman pinnacle of righteous power.

Also Doctor Doom sounds like he vants to saaahk my blaaahd. It's so cheezy
 

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
I almost want to Google when the first Iron Man movie came out, but I'm afraid the answer would make me feel ancient.

May of 2008.
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Just under 20 years ago.
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Excuse me while I go get my prune juice.
 

Mat-Man

Member
Citizen
I almost want to Google when the first Iron Man movie came out, but I'm afraid the answer would make me feel ancient.

May of 2008.
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Just under 20 years ago.
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Excuse me while I go get my prune juice.
 

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Superomegaprime

Wondering bot
Citizen
My crazy grandma could take any of them in a fight.

Let me guess her walking stick is actually a sword, when she lifts it above her head, she yells "By the power of wisdom, Grand HOOOO!!!" then the stick becomes a baseball bat and she gains muscles as her hair turns gold and spiky?
 

CoffeeHorse

Hanging in there
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Dunno, but she's always telling me I need to get out of the city and "come live in the forest." Does that sound elfish?
 

unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
I do have the bigfoot gene that makes photos of me always turn out blurry.
But the Bigfoot research people tell me that they are interdimensional beings with superpowers and an intellect far beyond humans. That's why you can find them by going to the woods at night and making monkey noises!
 

CoffeeHorse

Hanging in there
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
She does have an intellect beyond most humans but that's not the secret. Just a natural incompatibility with electronics. We have animal magnetism, and magnets and electronics don't mix.

She is accidentally a top tier scambaiter. She keeps falling for tech support scams but nobody has gotten a penny out of her yet because they cannot talk her through any step that requires her using her computer. She once tortured nine McAfee "technicians" to the point of passing the call to somebody else before the whole place gave up on her.
 

unluckiness

Somehow still sane
Citizen
The online store I buy from most often has a front page that is half cool robot and half mostly-naked anime dolls, with the occasional kaiju or DBZ dude. It'd be kind of embarrassing if I cared what other people thought.

Still, I'd prefer if those weren't there at all. Waifus are temporary, robits are forever.
 
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