A video I was listening to last night, it was on about ancient humans and humans have pretty much been consuming Alcohol long before we started farming!
Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere
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Wednesday was a bit melancholy, as my workplace is closing down our local office I've gone to for the past 15 years(outside COVID). Wednesday was my last day going in, when I packed up the rest of my work setup and got it set back up at home. I had basically been the last one going in for a while and I did a full final walkthrough before I left to "say goodbye" to it, though it'll still be technically accessible until February.
While the lack of commute now is nice, there was still something a bit sad about how empty it was. It was kind of like those cliche scenes where you see someone who had been there(or remember some event happening there) then it fades to an empty room. There wasn't even any sort of big last gathering among those of us who were still around from those days(though not for lack of trying, corporate said no).
While the lack of commute now is nice, there was still something a bit sad about how empty it was. It was kind of like those cliche scenes where you see someone who had been there(or remember some event happening there) then it fades to an empty room. There wasn't even any sort of big last gathering among those of us who were still around from those days(though not for lack of trying, corporate said no).
Well, birds get drunk on fermented berries:
Why Backyard Birds Are Getting Drunk on Fermented Berries
'Tis the hangover season for many birds—some of which have ended up in "drunk tanks" in Canada.
www.nationalgeographic.com
Humans and the great apes have increased levels of aldehyde dehydrogenases due to natural selection because we evolved from fruit-eaters who couldn’t exactly be picky with what they can find. Even monkeys learn to use rotten fruit and millipedes to intentionally have trips.
Some things just feel good no matter what species you are.
Primates also have a genetic defect that prevents us from synthesizing Vitamin C that traces all the way back to our common ancestor. This condition would be fatal to any animal except those who eat heavy amounts of Vitamin C rich fruits, so the defect stayed and propagated.
incidentally, we share this condition with guinea pigs, although their defective gene is different
incidentally, we share this condition with guinea pigs, although their defective gene is different
Apes are full of genetic defects. Where the hell is my tail?
I just got told something really funny:
What's the difference between a Yoghurt and the USA?
What's the difference between a Yoghurt and the USA?
"If you leave a yoghurt alone for 200 years, it will develop a culture"
So I sold a bunch of DVD's/Blurays to Disc Replay. For one thing, I needed the money, but I also just had no interest in Disney Star Wars. So I was happy to finally be rid of it.
Tonight, on a whim, I decided to just check and see what I have on Amazon Prime. I...still have a crap ton of the movies I sold thanks to the digital codes that came with the movies.
Lovely!
Tonight, on a whim, I decided to just check and see what I have on Amazon Prime. I...still have a crap ton of the movies I sold thanks to the digital codes that came with the movies.
Lovely!
I want to post a snappy comeback, but I've got nothing.
And it is kind of funny
Yeah, I can't get mad at that one.
So I was frying some sausage, and I threw a little bit of tomato sauce in the oil. Just a little bit. Just enough to stick to the meat and make it more interesting. Just a bit. It totally worked. But when that little bit of tomato sauce hit a pan full of oil, the ratio of oil to tomato sauce was wild. And in the exact moment that little bit of tomato sauce hit a pan full of oil, it smelled exactly like Little Caesars. I mean exactly. Exactly. I've found the formula.
So when you have a dog on you, legally you're not allowed to move. You're stuck.
What's the rule for millipedes? I have one just chilling on my right foot.
What's the rule for millipedes? I have one just chilling on my right foot.
you're stuck.
What the hell kind of law is that?
Me: Uh, the dog's baring his teeth.
Cop: Don't you hugging move!
Me: He's chowing down on my neck!
Cop: If you move, I'm arresting you.
Me: Arrgh! My jugular!
Cop: DON'T...MOVE!
Me: *dead*
If only he had just stayed home and played more Mass Effect.
His face was too tired
I wonder what I should do with my life now.
