Is the rest of your sentence that we should throw out people's rights and just say "We think all of these men are probably pedophiles. Or surely at least most of them"? Some of those people would get lynched.
Now that's an interesting line of thought. Suppose the list gets released. And it's the real list. Unedited. Uncensored. Unredacted. And it leads to an actual mass uprising. Let's just pretend for a moment that Trump doesn't see himself as a target and thus doesn't order the military to stop them, because if he did it'd be a curb stomp. Let's pretend they're storming Washington, all the state capitals, Hollywood, Silicon Valley, wherever someone on the list might live or work. And somehow, they don't just get mowed down by the army like we would reasonably assume they would. Who's
in this crowd? Well, realistically, no matter who turned out to be on the list, it'd be the people who have been demanding the list be released, conveniently also the people who have most of the guns in this country, and the same sort of people who stormed the Capitol on January 6. Which is to say, not
our sort of people
(and not the sort of people we'd be disappointed to see mowed down by the army either *cough*).
But who do they go after? Surely they'd be selective about it, right? It's what they do. They go after "liberals" and "commies" and probably anyone who belongs to a marginalized group and doesn't already fall under the first two categories, and... leave everyone else alone? All those other known pedophiles? That would mean insisting that the list is only half real, or excusing half the people on a list of known pedophiles on the grounds that they've been fighting the good fight. Or
would they? They sure didn't seem selective about who they were willing to lynch on January 6. They chanted "Hang Mike Pence", not "Hang Nancy Pelosi", and we've heard phone calls from desperate Republicans begging Trump to call off the mob. As far as they were concerned, all they cared about was their Lord and Savior Donald Trump, and
everyone else was the enemy at that point.
And now it's Trump they're angry with the most. The rose-tinted glasses are starting to come off. Against all odds, and against any bet
I would have ever dared to make, their undying loyalty to their Immortal God-King is starting to crack. Is it enough to make them actually want to kill him? The last person who tried was a disillusioned former supporter, I hear.
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My other, unrelated thought:
What I want to know is why Trump didn't just have a
fake Epstein list ready to drop as soon as the masses started grumbling, if not sooner. Isn't that exactly his style? We
just saw him conjure up an AI deepfake video of Obama getting arrested, and it's not even clear why yet. Lying to people and ruining the lives of everyone he doesn't like are his two favorite things in the world, and a fake Epstein list consisting exclusively of Democrats, the disloyal, and a handful of sacrificial Republicans that the public has long been suspicious of would achieve both those things. Even a fake list that's exactly like the real one except Trump himself is conveniently absent from it would still do him a world of good. I would have expected him to start working on it during his first term. Or am I just
too good at thinking like an evil wannabe dictator compared to the one who's actually trying to become one right now? I already knew I'm better at thinking like a good President...