The "I am officially old" thread!

[wonko the sane?]

NOPE! Not a birthday thread.

Can someone PLEASE explain to me what the **** is going on with the grimace milkshake? Cause I am absolutely baffled.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Fast food hiked their prices for no reason and it's backfiring, so they're trying to lure us back with quirky viral marketing.

 

[Fero McPigletron]

I looked it up when I saw it. People just fake die from drinking it, haha

 

[wonko the sane?]

I looked it up when I saw it. People just fake die from drinking it, haha

******* seriously?

Glad I only eat frostys then.

 

[Spin-Out]

why is this picture so funny to me

 

[Platypus Prime]

Wait, 'fake' die? That's just pathetic. In MY day, McDonald's was the main cause of heart disease, obesity, cholesterol issues, high sodium, you name it. And you could do it all in ONE stop. THAT was convenience. now you have to go to two or three places just go get a few of those things...kids today just don't have the quality service we had...

 

[Stepwise]

I used to be able to say Ronald McDonald didn't creep me out.
That picture changes things, though.

 

[Princess Viola]

IDK why y'all are acting like the Grimace shake thing is a meme

Jared Leto Swears Grimace Shake Thing Happened to Him For Real

Actor and musician Jared Leto has made a shocking claim that the Grimace Shake meme really happened to him, like seriously.

hard-drive.net

Would Jared Leto lie to us????? And would he lie to such a reputable source such as Hard Drive????

 

[Spin-Out]

IDK why y'all are acting like the Grimace shake thing is a meme

Jared Leto Swears Grimace Shake Thing Happened to Him For Real

Actor and musician Jared Leto has made a shocking claim that the Grimace Shake meme really happened to him, like seriously.

hard-drive.net

Would Jared Leto lie to us????? And would he lie to such a reputable source such as Hard Drive????

to bats, it's lethal. to morbs, it's deadly.

 

[Steevy Maximus]

Fast food hiked their prices for no reason and it's backfiring, so they're trying to lure us back with quirky viral marketing.

And nostalgia.

I’m not sure Grimace has even been featured in marketing in almost 20 years. About the only people that remember the likes him and the Hamburgler are us old farts.

 

[Princess Viola]

i just turned 27 and the wacky adventures of ronald mcdonald was my shit growing up

i am not an old fart

 

[Spin-Out]

remember how they tried to turn the hamburglar into a tumblr sexyman

 

[Stepwise]

I'm stealing someone else's line here . . .

What the flying firetruck is hard-drive.net?

 

[Princess Viola]

I'm stealing someone else's line here . . .

What the flying firetruck is hard-drive.net?

The Onion but for video games

 

[wonko the sane?]

I'm stealing someone else's line here . . .

What the flying firetruck is hard-drive.net?

My line, you were actually stealing my line. But hey, thanks for getting the answer anyway.

 

[MEDdMI]

I stumbled across one of the videos before I knew it was a thing, it was funny. Some of them try too hard. Too lazy to look up good ones.

 

[Pocket]

The Onion but for video games

Or more specifically, the video game spinoff of a full-on Onion clone, the Hard Times. Or did they shut that down when they found out Hard Drive was the only part of it that was getting any traffic?

 

[Princess Viola]

Or more specifically, the video game spinoff of a full-on Onion clone, the Hard Times. Or did they shut that down when they found out Hard Drive was the only part of it that was getting any traffic?

Nah The Hard Times still exists

 

[Destron D-69]

I think that Ronald doll is scary because it looks like Clown Michael Jackson.