tec's bar reopened for a 4 time

[Caldwin]

Fair enough

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘GSO looks around’

I’m finally back in the bar. Took me long enough.

 

[Caldwin]

*tumbleweed passes through*

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Exactly.

i am back though. Any chance if a drink?

 

[Caldwin]

*mixes a pitcher of red wine, triple sec, oranges and cherries*

I'm taking back my text color. Mayhem city's pretty dead, so I doubt we'll be seeing that other Static any time soon.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

You never know. I dropped out for ages but i can certainly get back into it.

 

[Caldwin]

"So, Auntie Maple said sheeas getting some wine from here. Soooo, we're over here now? Can I get a Scotch?"

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘GSO comes up from the basemebt’

Ah, much better.

Scarlet: This place seeves everything you can think of, plus nearly everything you can imagine. Including you, if you’re (un)lucky enough to find out.

 

[Caldwin]

Here, want some chips?

Sure, thanks! *chomp* Hmm, these aren't like any chips I've ever had. *chomp* What are they made of? *chomp*

Me...and him.

*holds chip inches from her mouth and starts to turn green*
What?

Whenever we die a.k.a. are killed, our old bodies are ground into...

*wretching*
*runs to the bathroom*

I wouldn't go in there if I were you. You can't throw up anyway. You're a horse!

What the hell kinda place is this?!?!

Language!

 

[Wheelimus]

And we're about out of raw materials.

*throws Caldwin into the chipper*

 

[Caldwin]

ARRRRRRGH!
*bloodcurdling screaming and gurgling*
*comes back up from the basement*
I hate it when I land feet first!

*runs out of the bar screaming*

What's with her?

*shrugs*

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Scarlet: She won’t get far. This place loves trying new things.

’GSO snaps his fingers and liquid shadows ripple and dump Hazy in the woodchipper’

A new food source has arrived.

Jr: Why the basement?

Scarlet: The gates of Tartarus are down there.

Jr: What?

Scarlet: Yeah,this place basically speedruns you through death and rebirth. Hazy should be back right about….

 

[Caldwin]

*runs out from the badement, out the door and back to the city*
You can't force my characterization!

*shrugs*
Maybe once I've played her a while in the main RP she'll develop more of a dark side.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘GSO laughs malevolentaly’

 

[Caldwin]

*walks in the door and straight into a spider web*

Ugh! Spiders! Does anyone have a flamethrowe?

I have some Ryncol and a match.

That should do it.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘GSO wakes with a start, showering dust everywhere’

Who Am I? Where Am I? What’s Going on?

Wait, What?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[Caldwin]

*walks in the door and straight into a spider web*

Ugh! Spiders! Does anyone have a flamethrowe?

I have some Ryncol and a match.

That should do it.

‘GSO wakes with a start, showering dust everywhere’

Who Am I? Where Am I? What’s Going on?

Wait, What?

FWOOSH!!

 

[Caldwin]

*walks into the bar, dusts off a spot on the bar and poors herself a drink*

What does it mean to exist?

That seems a bit existential for a cyberpunk character.

Have you ever read or watched any Cyberpunk? Existentialism is a primary theme for any of it.

If we're talking existentialism, I'm gonna need a drink.

*hands him the bottle *
You're in the right place for that!

 

[Caldwin]

So are we trying this again? I gotta say, I think I can always RP Static.

I live rent free in his head. It's kinda roomy in here.

I'm afraid I may have lost Hazy's voice though.