Post count.

[Destron D-69]

lol the true reason you asked me to join the staff that one time lol

 

[Caldwin]

lol, that's been happening for 15 years now. also, i've been in the forumites room since before the board came back the first time. boy, you don't make a nuisance of yourself for a while and people start forgetting about you

Who the hell are you?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

 

[Plutoniumboss]

Don't you mean
?

 

[Wheelimus]

Nope, Bela Lugosi is the only Dracula that counts.

Also 330 posts...

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Saw that toy in store. The packaging was cool, but I don't think I need another copy of the Mindwipe mold.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

The Mindwipe mold has a really interesting design but I'm done with any Transformer with significant chunks made of rubber. It doesn't end well.

 

[Plutoniumboss]

Nope, Bela Lugosi is the only Dracula that counts.

Also 330 posts...

 

[Destron D-69]

Who the hell are you?

hmm, good question

 

[MAXimum Overdrive]

post 23

 

[Kaon]

Mama mama banana

 

[Caldwin]

hmm, good question

*psst*
That's where you're supposed to say "I'm Batman."

 

[DefaultOption]

No, I'm Spartacus!

... I mean Batman.

Wait, what was the question?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[Caldwin]

No, I'm Spartacus!

... I mean Batman.

Wait, what was the question?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And why was I able to type most of that sentence with predictive text? That thing rarely ever gives me what I'm looking for!

 

[Destron D-69]

I'm Destron!

 

[Caldwin]

I'm...
...
not Caldwin. Caldwin's just a screen name.

 

[Destron D-69]

that must be something new to internetting. back in the wild west days of web 1.5, once you picked a handle you gave up a normal life

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I never had a normal life to begin with.

 

[Kalidor]

I feel like this is cheating