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Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
I think the customary thing to say here is "shots fired" but I feel like that would be easily misinterpreted in this situation.
 

NovaSaber

Well-known member
Citizen
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The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
I dunno, man. I've stripped the screws in a couple of Ikea pieces, and those don't usually involve high explosives.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
Bring on the bionics already! My family suffers from arthritis and years of cycling left me with bad knees.
 

Wheelimus

Administrator
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I have zero functional discs in my back and sciatica on both sides. Bring on the bionics I say.
 

Ungnome

Grand Empress of the Empire of One Square Foot.
Citizen
Heck, when my left knee finally goes, I want one with an integrated laser canon... for deer hunting, yea, for deer hunting.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
We already live in a hellish dystopia, might as well have the GOOD things that come with that.
 


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