Destron's Thread about things and stuff

[Destron D-69]

when I do get Bagels it's 4-cheese though... mmm cheeses

 

[M. Virion]

I miss their sausage, it was surprisingly good.

 

[Destron D-69]

indeed, if I could I'd buy it from the source and eat it at home

 

[Caldwin]

I just had breakfast and y'all're making me hungry again. You're also making me want to go get coffee and I already have a cup in my hand.

 

[M. Virion]

You have two hands.

 

[Caldwin]

Very true! You are wise.

 

[Destron D-69]

sage like advice

 

[MEDdMI]

I think TMM and I went to Timmy's way back when they were still around. I don't really remember the food, though. Kinda Dunkin adjacent.

 

[Zephyr]

I vaguely remember having some Timbits on a road trip once some years ago, decent enough as donut holes go, I think. I've gotten partial to local coffee chains since as a periodic thing, though.

 

[Destron D-69]

there are 5 timmies inside my town (down from 7), 3 in the smaller town down the road and 2 in the even smaller town south of both of of these two. I am never more than 10 minutes from a TripleTriple

 

[Destron D-69]

so I just finished listening to Protoman's theme from Megaman 3 on like a loop for 20 minutes... but I'm still kinda in a downer mood, anyone who cares... hit me with your best joke. please

 

[Caldwin]

There were three guys traveling in Africa, a Frenchman, a Japanese, and an American. They are captured by a tribe of fierce headhunters. The witch doctor says to them, "We are going to slaughter you, but you might take some comfort in the fact that we don't believe in waste here, and that therefore every part of your body will go to some use. We will weave baskets out of your hair, we will render your bones for glue, and we will tan your skin and stretch it over wooden frames for canoes. Now we are going to allow you an honorable death, so I will give you each a knife and allow you to say some last words before killing yourselves."

The Japanese guy yells "Banzai!" and commits hari-kari.

The French guy yells "Vive la France!" and slits his throat.

Then the American guy takes the knife, pokes holes all over his body, and yells, "There's your ******* canoe!"

 

[Destron D-69]

thanks man!

 

[Destron D-69]

went to gamestop today, got these 3 with my discount - saved a whole 10 bucks off retail 35+35+56 but I got the lot for a smooth 110 ooh yeah. I love retail being so f'd that this is the first chance i had to get the inferno mold

 

[Caldwin]

I love retail being so f'd that your first chance to get a Transformer toy is at a video game store.

 

[MEDdMI]

hit me with your best joke. please

A man walks into a bar.
Ow.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Found the bar.

 

[Destron D-69]

omg that's the best link I've been shown all week. thanks TMM.

 

[Caldwin]

A man walks into a bar...

tec's bar reopened for a 4 time

Get drunk have fun but plz dont give Venti any booze this timr

www.allspark.com

Bad things happened.