Campaign Texts Archive
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I know they mean "deport every person who didn't arrive in a way that conforms to our current immigration laws", but it's really easy to read it as "deport every person in a way that breaks at least one of our laws".
They don't really intend to deport anyone, because they'd rather exploit cheap laborers under the table. But they need someone to keep the rednecks angry, and since illegal immigrants have no legal protections to call on......
I would love to see this letter.
"Dear my Lovely First Lady Wife Melanoma, I love you more than the DEEP STATE LOVES PROSCUTING ME, YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, FOR FINANCIAL FRAUD AND VOTER FRAUD AND INSURRECTION EVEN THOUGH I DID NOTHING WRONG AND HAVE PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY!"
I normally don't click these links, but if you want to see the letter I can provide.
Huh, I wasn't that far off.
Wonder which unpaid intern has to copy that from a greeting card.
Question #5: Republicans cherish the sacrament of marriage (as long as it's between a biological white man and a biological white woman). When is it acceptable to request a divorce from your wife?
A) After you cheat on her.
B) Right after she's had cancer surgery.
C) When she stubbornly ignores your demands that she stop aging.
D) When she cuts your sandwich into squares instead of triangles, even after you've told that dumb bitch a hundred times that you want your sandwiches cut into triangles.
E) When she waits too long to say that she walked into a door when someone asks her how she got that black eye.
F) If you're a Republican, whenever you want. Like everything, divorce is only bad when liberals do it.
Is that the GOP's version of "Order 66"?