Kentucky Fried Mostly Avian-Based Offal didn't resonate among the general public for some reason.
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- Thread starter Caldwin
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Come on down and get new flavor flavored chicken. it sure is food.
Guaranteed not to make you violently shit out your own intestines!*
*Guarantee not valid in Florida.
*Guarantee not valid in Florida.
each order comes with carbohydrate slurry with fermented animal lactation ontop.
I have never had KFC.
Not missing anything
A lot of it comes down to changes to the chicken recipe due to health regulations. Like its no longer cooked in lard, they use vegetable oils instead.
Min-maxing the nutritional value of fast food seems like a pointless endeavor. Like spitting on a forest fire to try and put it out.
its more to cover their asses from law suits then any actual desire to do anything for public health.
The only reason they pretend to care about health is that corpses are less likely to be repeat customers.
we once got a complaint from a woman whose 80 year old mother had had a heartattack. she claimed that our food had been the cause.
How’d your higher ups handle that one? Seems like a case that would get thrown out of court if it even got to that point.
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Screw the diet menu. Tonight I ate a crepe with beef, ham, eggs, bacon, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, mustard, and mayo.
I want one of those!
but a crêpe is a pancake what the **** you don't put meat on a pancake
I mean, I wouldn't put meat on a pancake, but a proper French-style crêpe is apparently treated like a wrap, and I have seen many options available in those eateries that know how to make them.
I was under the impression Yanks and Canucks ate bacon on pancakes. Otherwise. our IHOPs lied to us
we might put bacon or sausage on the side with our pancakes but never on top of them
like at the most basic level, you put the shitty overly sweet artificial syrup on pancakes (nasty stuff) and if you get fancy you put like maple syrup, strawberries, blueberries, whipped cream, etc.
i've only ever heard of sweet crêpes which is the one that 99.9999999999% of people think of when they think of a crêpe
like at the most basic level, you put the shitty overly sweet artificial syrup on pancakes (nasty stuff) and if you get fancy you put like maple syrup, strawberries, blueberries, whipped cream, etc.
ok apparently savory crêpes are a thing
i've only ever heard of sweet crêpes which is the one that 99.9999999999% of people think of when they think of a crêpe