Quotes

[DefaultOption]

Dracula: Van Helsing- a name that is famous even in Translyvania.
Van Helsing: Count Dracula. Are you by any chance descended from Vlad Tepeş, the first Dracula?
Dr. Seward: Tepeş?
Van Helsing: Yah, it means "the Impaler". He used to inflict unspeakable tortures on the peasants; cutting off their hands and feet, gouging out their eyes, and then impaling them on iron spikes.
...
Dracula: They had it coming!

 

[CoffeeHorse]

And behold, the one and only book accurate Dracula.

Not the movie as a whole. Far from it. But this is Dracula the character as Stoker wrote him.

 

[Pocket]

"Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats. But from now on, we soar. Like eagles. Yeah! Like eagles... on... POGO STICKS!"

 

[Pocket]

"What a relief. I was getting concerned that our transportation wasn't ostentatious enough."

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

By Grabthars Hammer! I shall Avenge…
NEXT!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"Who are we?!"
"The necessary evil!"
"And why are we necessary?!"
"To purge the world of evil worse than man!"
"And why are we God's chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?!"
"Because no one else will!"
"And because it's fuckin' fun! AHAHAHAHA AMEN!"

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

“You just activated my ALUCARD!”

 

[Paladin]

You ever feel like you dead but nobody told you?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"Brother, I've heard my share of stories about your homeland. But I'd also heard that you once fought in a tournament."
"I fought in many contests."
"But this particular one... I heard you did battle with beasts, scoundrels, princesses, the undead, automatons, and... history's greatest musician. That's not... that's not true is it?"
"I would not speak of this."
"Fair enough, brother."

Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale is canon to the God of War franchise. And Mimir is a fan of PaRappa the Rapper.

 

[DefaultOption]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"One thing to remember about liars, lad—they lie. They do it on principle. No issue too big or too small. They lie about anything they can get away with, and some things that they can't, just to demonstrate their power over reality. You must always bear that in mind."

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"The culmination of love is grief. And yet we love despite the inevitable, we open our hearts to it. To grieve deeply... is to have loved fully. Open your heart to the world as you have opened it to me, and you will find every reason to keep living in it."

 

[Paladin]

Hope poisons you.

It has you believe things that are never real and makes you see futures and chances that don't even exist.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"Could someone stamp my Frequent Kidnapping card?"
"You of all people know we discontinued that promotion."

 

[Caldwin]

Jubilee just used her powers to their maximum potential. Her hair and clothes did not survive.

Jubilee: @$&# awesome!

Boom Boom: Yeah, well, you look like a naked mole rat who was given super-soldier serum, Jubilee.

Jubilee: Sick.

Boom Boom: You look like a cursed doll that an evil wizard animated and then irradiated.

Jubilee: Badass.

Boom Boom: You look like my big toe.

Jubilee: Ha ha ha!

After typing it all out and thinking about it, you kinda have to see the expressions. Soooo...hug it!

 

[Zephyr]

 

[Caldwin]

No one stays dead except Bucky, Jason Todd and Uncle Ben.
- old comic truism

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"This is bad, and weird. This is beird! You guys have been acting beird all day!"

 

[NovaSaber]

"Mutant Heaven has no pearly gates, only revolving doors." - Charles Xavier

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

"Hey, we got any songs with 'destiny' in the title?"
"Uh...no, but I could stick it in. Doesn't matter, nobody understands what the hell I'm saying anyway."