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[CoffeeHorse]

CHICKEN JOCKEY

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

You were saying?

 

[Caldwin]

I haven't said anything here. This has all been typed out on a screen. Absolutely nothing spoken.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

It's also been telepathically projected into the cerebro-magazines on Phobos, but you wouldn't have access to those.

 

[Caldwin]

Are you calling me stupid?

Just asking because you used some pretty big words there.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Oh come on, it’s only a techno-mystical, pseudo-magical, online forum… uh

Thing.

 

[Caldwin]

Is it really techno-mystical? I was thinking it was more of a mystical-techno type thing.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Your primitive meatbag brains are incapable of understanding at least four of the tenses I'd need to explain it properly.

 

[Caldwin]

You're a machine and machines can be broken.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Confidence born of ignorance. The cycle cannot be broken.

 

[Caldwin]

You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!

 

[Caldwin]

I should go.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Anyone who fights us is either stupid, or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.

 

[Caldwin]

It's a big, stupid jellyfish.

 

[Destron D-69]

Is she a redhead?

 

[Caldwin]

A redhead jellyfish?

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Bioluminescent jellyfish?

 

[Caldwin]

Fair. I went to an aquarium that had jellyfish and they went from blue to red. They're actually quite beautiful...so long as you don't touch the tentacles.