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Especially if you're half asleep, open the cereal box, dump out the toys, add milk, and don't notice till several accessories and some of Roller's wheels are gone. And that's when you realize, YOU were Unicron the whole time...

I am now surprised there aren't giant inflatable Optimus Prime costumes like those weird T-Rex things. Have it come in 'live' and 'dead' and use them during zombie walks...

...honestly, I didn't think about it, around here 'road burger' clearly has a different connotation.

Beaver burgers?

You ever have one of those days when you feel like you got hit by a truck? No bad words were used in the making of this comic.

I thought it was $70 before? They jumped the price up $30 for an entirely reused mold, didn't seem to improve the lackluster stickers, AND the throne still can't flush...?

That's the thing, 'mysterious and terrifying' doesn't even begin to cover it. People just aren't equipped mentally to count high enough. The galaxy has between 100 and 400 billion stars. Think of any other conversation where maybe being that far off is normal. Most of those stars could have...

The weird thing is, non-parody side even, that the sheer EXISTANCE of both interdimensional and time travel technology could easily make it so that multiple stories of the past, present, or future, on the same planet in the same universe in the same ROOM even, could be true, and the people...

Money saving tip: You don't need a new larger Minus Zero Godzilla, you just need a smaller model of the Statue of Liberty.

Of course, it just lead to multiple rounds of Yo Joe dieting...

On the Anniversary of Prime dying, here's a comic with him still dead! Or trying to deal with the dead. There's like...300 Optimus Primes, I imagine he can be anything he wants at this point. He's like Barbie with the Matrix... Zombie Road. Or the Smurfs Do The Graveyard Shift. One of those.

I thought he was a young Ace McCloud from Centurions.

Speaking of riding the rail (gun)s, I noted how Onslaught's trailer bed had grooves spaced and sized perfectly for Vortex, BlastOff works the same way if you turn him around, and I noticed this today...the way the wing guns are, they fit OVER the bumps on the trailer so the joints don't push the...

For my birthday a friend (who gave me the other Trap jaw decades back, too) gave me the newer movie action featured Trap jaw with the turning waist that switchblades his arm tools out. That one's awesome if it fits your scale. And it even fits in the front seat of the Origns Collector and can...

Weirdly, one idea I came up with when I was five and got my first Transformer (Thundercracker) without seeing any sort of fiction was the idea of interdimensional energy creatures getting into machines and reshaping them into bodies. Not too different from the later ideas of Sparks, or how the...

My favorite was the original 2000x sort. Amazing arm, spring loaded elbow and jaw, etc. Not very posable by modem standards, though he will ride the Origins Sky Sled!

I so wish that train set was released nowadays, as noted, my Trains and Transformers obsessed nephew is always mixing trainbots and Thomas stuff. This would be next level...

Kup: "And then, Alpha Train stuck that feather in his hat, and called it 'Macaroni'..." Swoop: "Me said get to GOOD part..." Kup: "Ok, ok, Well, he'd forgotten he wasn't wearing a hat, and this being Cybertron, that feather was solid metal. Stuck it right in his own brain, which was why he spent...

On some level I feel like Onslaught should be a 'railbot' by default just due to length. After all, the original 'rail gun' meant artillery on a train, not an electrical item. Here's where I was comparing him and Vortex to my CW Hot Shot with guns mounted for maximum length, plus Blades behind...