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Wouldn't have made it to the public office phase either.

Hey, if it means a laser focus on radical environmental reforms, I'm down.

Or a massive doubling down on voter suppression. But we'll cross that bridge if we ever come to it.

What about Beto O'Rourke as running mate? It's about time a Texas Democrat got a shot at something, and it might just be enough to make Texas flip blue like people were saying could happen any day now.

On that note—and at the risk of revealing just how little of this show I've seen—have they done a gag yet about The Simpsons still producing new episodes in 3000 and its voice actors being heads in jars?

There's also just not nearly as much pop music that's worth parodying anymore. Look at how many years it took to build up a list of hit songs to make this medley out of. Todd in the Shadows pivoted to doing mostly coverage of older songs for this same reason. The age of streaming has radically...

Yeah I mean, I'd vote for a literal pile of manure over Trump. I'd vote for a meteor annihilating all life on earth over Trump. But I'm not the one you have to convince. We are, after all, a nation of morons. If we weren't, you wouldn't have to convince anyone in the first place.

He can just recycle all the misogynistic cracks he made about Hillary. Frankly we're going easy on him.

Also, how funny is it going to be when a bunch of newspapers have to pull their whole op-ed page tomorrow because all the columns and comics were going to be about Biden.

Hmm. I forgot for a moment that there's still a "they" in this equation. I wonder if the convention is going to be like the Electoral College where the delegates who were sent were specifically picked solely for their unwavering support of Biden, and now they're going to be arguing among...

Oh, and don't forget, this means no matter what, the vice presidential candidate is a complete toss-up. Fingers crossed for Warren.

If I've learned anything from the Republicans, it's that the key to success is to accept and normalize whatever happens, regardless of how adamantly you were opposed to it happening before. So yeah, I'm all in on whoever gets nominated here and I was always secretly rooting for him or her. Did...

Remember when he made an empty pledge to help those kids who were trapped in a mine or whatever, and when he got turned down he lashed out by calling the guy a pedophile? Every accusation is a confession.

The media covering every single thing Trump did didn't stop him from winning in 2016, and afterward all the Monday-night quarterbacks were blaming the constant coverage for making him even more popular.

Probably doesn't help that getting a proper D-pad for a system that does not come with one is one of the few reasons people are buying pro controllers in the first place, so of course they're going to be picky about it.

I wonder if having long lead times like this used to be normal, but then all the other countries realized that they don't have to cart the papers over by mule anymore so they don't need anywhere near as long to get stuff taken care of. That said, it was useful back in 2020 when people were...

I wonder if they're taking internet traffic into account. YouTube was particularly aggressive in trying to get me to watch the news clips it had on hand.

All I know is that Xbox's D-pads didn't stop sucking until they started making them like Nintendo's.

Most of the time it's really more like voting for "We won't put EVEN MORE rat turds in the soup than there already are, but we don't want to propose anything radical like actually reducing them even slightly." Meanwhile no one wants to consider the option to just storm the kitchen, force all...

I think CaféPress was doing custom printed Keds 20 years ago.