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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    At the end of the day, the only thing standing between him and putting his worst ideas into action is his laziness. And we don't know how long that will continue to win out.
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    The Twit destroying Twitter is a Twaitor

    As long as there are things of value in the world and people are allowed to own them, there will be bribery.
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    The Twit destroying Twitter is a Twaitor

    As long as money continues to exist, so will bribery.
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    The Twit destroying Twitter is a Twaitor

    The important question is, was it a gas-powered or electric chainsaw?
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    The Twit destroying Twitter is a Twaitor

    Sorry, I should be thrilled that this manbaby got protested so hard that he's actually literally crying about it, but what was that about a chainsaw???
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    Nintendo vs. Sega (and other lesser console wars)

    "I get that a lot of people collectively have reached a consensus about something, but I have a single data point that doesn't perfectly line up with that, so I'm choosing to believe that instead."
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    Moana 2

    I wasn't wild about the first movie to begin with, and I think a lot of what bugs me about this one is just all of that movie's issues being dialed up to the next level. The biggest one being this tone issue that's been plaguing Disney ever since they started viewing Shrek as competition, where...
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    Nintendo vs. Sega (and other lesser console wars)

    According to the Xbox 360 subreddit, it's actually the 2008 "Jasper" revision that fixed the reliability issue, with 2009 models (that use the "Kronos" GPU revision instead of 2008's "Zeus") being the least likely to fail even compared to the S and E. Ultimately, though, it was a common problem...
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Anyway, who needs an ambassador to the UN when Trump is planning to pull out of it entirely?
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    The Nintendo Thread of Jumping, Slashing, and Home Decorating

    If Steam Families is any indication, shareability will probably be the rule, not the exception, especially for indies.
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    Nintendo vs. Sega (and other lesser console wars)

    #5. It dragged on so long that developers had to actually get creative at wringing as much performance as they could out of both systems, unlike now where everything runs on insanely bloated engines and they just tell people to upgrade our consoles to the "Pro" versions—or, for PC players, spend...
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Wasn't Signal the app they were trying to get shut down because it's encrypted and they believe people shouldn't be allowed to have privacy? Are they still trying to do that, but nationalize it so they can still use it themselves?
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    I don't just mean the Cybertruck; I'm talking about Teslas in general. They're all time bombs. And if you don't live in a blue enough part of the country for there to be a lot of bought-before-they-knew-he-was-crazy-mobiles, you're probably surrounded by regular trucks driven by inbred hicks...
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    Nah, there are exploding Teslas on the road that they might run into. Best to just never leave the house again, honestly. As an added bonus you'll never have to worry about catching the next avoidable pandemic that decimates our population and no one else's.
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    The Twit destroying Twitter is a Twaitor

    I thought he was Tesla's majority shareholder.
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    Harris-Walz / Dems

    Considering how many Iraqis turned out to be fiercely loyal to their leader after we deposed and then killed him, and willing to dedicate the next decade of their lives to making life hell for his replacements afterward, I doubt Trump's death will stop the mob at all.
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    Harris-Walz / Dems

    I'm also willing to bet that most Democrats are actively afraid of getting murdered by Trump's mob. You know, now that we know he has a murderous mob.
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    In Musk's case it's not just that he wants to be in the room where it happened, he wants to be the one doing it. And he is. Trump isn't exactly spending every day playing golf anymore, but he's still delegated an insane amount of work to this guy who doesn't even have an official Cabinet position.
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    If Xi Jinping is Winnie-the-Pooh, who gets to stand in for Trump? Nazi Donald Duck?
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    Armed Forces Behaving Badly

    Isn't there a statue based on that same photo? How long before that comes down?


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