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  1. CoffeeHorse

    Tell Your Tale Discussion Thread-Salute Our Shorts

    Again. I'm stuck. I knew how this episode would end up. I knew it. But I can't just skip any episode that promises to be Sparky-centric, because he is actually cute and likable most of the time. My current strategy is to try to pause and quit whenever it becomes obvious that the inevitable is...
  2. CoffeeHorse

    Transformers Legacy toyline

    Everything about this toy is a mood.
  3. CoffeeHorse

    Mayhem Transformers Discussion: Reheated Leftover POTPie

    Grab the nearest bot you can find. Crush it in your hand until it's a crumpled block. That's all leg bots have to do. Grab the next closest bot you can find. Does it have hips and a waist joint? That's all arm bots have to to. If combiner components don't have to store the hands or head in...
  4. CoffeeHorse

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    The thing that frustrates me the most is when they overthink the assignment. It's like they get superstitious. Sometimes they stare at the obvious solution, and it's like they think it's too obvious. It can't be that obvious. They have to be missing something. So they invent the thing they're...
  5. CoffeeHorse

    Tell Your Tale Discussion Thread-Salute Our Shorts

    Sparky's sick. I am filled with dread. I get why Hitch wants help, but no one knows any more about dragons than he does. The knowledge is lost. ... HOW does the reptile have hiccups? Attempt 1: scaring away the hiccups. Attempt 2: ... some horrible recipe out of a book. Attempt 3: whatever...
  6. CoffeeHorse

    Mayhem Transformers Discussion: Reheated Leftover POTPie

    Dinoking should be the superior version just for not being a sea of grey. They still might win me over if they really nail it. I'm just not hopeful.
  7. CoffeeHorse

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    One thing that's interesting and different about Dinoking/Monstructor is that the leg bots contribute the thighs. Every other combiner has the leg bots only contribute the knee and below. Volcanicus does what every other combiner does, and suffers for it. The thighs could use some extra mass...
  8. CoffeeHorse

    Mayhem Transformers Discussion: Reheated Leftover POTPie

    It's for a better robot mode for a better limb mode for a self contained limb mode I don't know. It's not a compromise if you don't get something in exchange, and I don't see what we get in exchange for the issues these things have.
  9. CoffeeHorse

    Transformers Legacy toyline

    From what we can see I don't have any complaints about Armada Prime. It's still not that beautiful prototype we never saw again, but for Legacy they wanted something more faithful, and in Armada Prime's case that isn't a bad thing. The changes they came up with for that prototype looked good...
  10. CoffeeHorse

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    I'm not liking Volcanicus, and it hurts because I was prepared to be the biggest fan of the thing. When I saw Sludge's janky robot mode I was completely optimistic. It seemed like they were taking advantage of the limitations of Core Class instead of running into them. Those robot legs would...
  11. CoffeeHorse

    [IC] Equestrian Radio Show's Adventure Variety Hour: Explorers of STOMP

    Static gasped as his jaw hit the floor. "Scarlet! Her first name is 'Ms.'!" "...I thought it was Tinder?" Maple mumbles out of the side of her mouth... as she makes faces trying to figure out what part of her comment had initially confused Static... Steel Flint playfully scoffed as her...
  12. CoffeeHorse

    [IC] Equestrian Radio Show's Adventure Variety Hour: Explorers of STOMP

    Maple agreed that now was the time for bowling ... but while she moved over to her lane to begin the practicing... she kept an eye often on the door for Miss Naught Black Night watched looking over the gathered criminals, noting the head of the table is missing she guesses the Tulip likes to...
  13. CoffeeHorse

    [IC] Equestrian Radio Show's Adventure Variety Hour: Explorers of STOMP

    Static smiled. [Good! Drama's over. Let the trash talking resume] Static puts on his biggest grin. "You...are going to knock me down a peg? That tumble you took must have left you delusional!" Steel Flint enters. Static's grin vanishes as he leans over closer to Snowy to he can whisper...
  14. CoffeeHorse

    [IC] Equestrian Radio Show's Adventure Variety Hour: Explorers of STOMP

    Static turns on Dusty, eyes glaring daggers. "I...do...not...cow...to...bullies! You can either ask me about it and I'll be more than happy to discuss it in-depth...or we can bowl." Misty shrugs. "I think I'd rather be bowling..." [Caldwin] Snowy! I meant Snowy. It's been edited. One of...
  15. CoffeeHorse

    [IC] Equestrian Radio Show's Adventure Variety Hour: Explorers of STOMP

    As the stallions ran off and things settled down, Scarlet began to calm down. Then he blinked in surpride. "Wait, what. Start a fight? Me? No, of course not. I was just trying to get them to go away. Not a fan of that type of smiling bully. So, uh, did i say something wrong?" Maple smiled at...
  16. CoffeeHorse

    [IC] Equestrian Radio Show's Adventure Variety Hour: Explorers of STOMP

    Static raised a very perplexed eyebrow while trying to fend off the pokes. "Can't tell if you're kidding." "I'm not done yet." Snowy replies evenly. "Can't have them knowing they were tricked, now can we? They'd come back with a vengeance" Keeping the badger between him and the pricks at the...
  17. CoffeeHorse

    [IC] Equestrian Radio Show's Adventure Variety Hour: Explorers of STOMP

    Colts ... Maple rolled her eyes as the mood in the room shifted. Maybe Mr. Night Cap had the right idea... while there were obviously enough ponies now to help Mr. Hide... it might not look good on a report slid across the director's desk that said... "majority of stomp team thump local jerk...
  18. CoffeeHorse

    Why was there a lack of fanfare for the 20th anniversary of a Beast Wars and could have this have caused Primal to win the prime fan vote?

    I do think Primal Prime would have existed whether Beast Machines happened or Beast Wars continued. It was an elaborate mold. I'm sure Hasbro would have wanted to squeeze a repaint out of it however they could.
  19. CoffeeHorse

    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    I dreamed that a huge asteroid was on its way, and if it was going to hit us it would be in 2036.
  20. CoffeeHorse

    Transformers Legacy toyline

    So the combiner fists are still separate pieces. I'm okay with the bots being this janky but I want something in return for it, and I just don't see it.


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