I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
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- Thread starter Caldwin
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"Am I in a bed? Does Hell have beds? You'd think they'd have beds made out of spikes. Or spiders. Or spiky spiders. Spikers....."
"I am Yajirobe, and I have come for your pantry."
A coworker and I were talking, using the kind of language and topics I absolutely can not bring up here. I capped it off with...
"If I could tell my childhood self one thing, it would be that life gets so much more fun when you get a vocabulary!"
"If I could tell my childhood self one thing, it would be that life gets so much more fun when you get a vocabulary!"
"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed."
"If I must die, I will encounter darkness as a bride and hug it in my arms, for I, at least, have lived a full life, Peter Pan. I have been a child, I have been a youth, I have been a man, a scholar, and a gentleman. I have sailed the sea with the finest navy to see sun, moon, or sky set. In short, I have lived a full life. Whereas you are a pathetic creature forever locked in the self-serving egocentricities of childhood. You will never be a youth, and you will never be a man! So finish me now and be done with it!"
"Am I interrupting anything important?"
"Impossible. I work for the government."
"Impossible. I work for the government."
I do find it kind of funny that over the past fifteen years Nick Offerman has had to repeatedly explain to libertarian types that he doesn't agree with them and his character was mocking them.
"Sometimes it's hard to not punch an astronaut."
The Crime is Life. The Sentence, is DEATH!