Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

MEDdMI

Nonstop Baaka
Citizen
Ladies and gentleman skinny and scout
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about
The admission is free so pay at the door
Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor

On one bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

The blind man came to see fair play
The mute man came to shout hooray
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop those two dead boys

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block
In a two story house on a vacant lot
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in his thigh

He crashed through a wall without making a sound
Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned
A long black hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life and is still gone today

I watched from the corner of the table
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable
If you doubt my lies are true
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too

(I remembered a shorter version of rhis poem, tried looking up the source and found this longer one. Apparently it's one of those things that has multiple variations and no clear origin/author)
 

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
Seems like the road is the only safe place to be. Everyone, get off the damn sidewalks!
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
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Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
What’s the point of an 18” laptop? Much less one that doesn’t utilize the extra space offered? Sam’s Club offers this:

Despite the additional size, it still uses a small sized keyboard (with annoyingly small numpad) that is clearly designed for 15/16” devices. Which leaves over an inch on either side that is NOT used. No speaker grills, no larger keys, just an impractically larger display (which, from the store sample, really wasn’t that impressive despite the high refresh rate).
18 inch laptops are basically meant to be desktop replacements

not this one though it has ******* soldered RAM and only one M.2 slot lmao
 


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