So... are we all still making jokes about Ghost Rider and Classics Kup around here?

Well, hey! Hello! Hi there! It feels a bit weird to be back on here, but social media has become such a fractured and toxic landscape, I thought I'd head back to the Vault.

Some of the old timers around here might remember me under the names chris parasyte, or Random Items. At this point I figured I'd just set up under my actual name, what with INTERNET anonymity being pretty much a dead concept.

Anyway! Nice to be back. Thanks for not burning the place down while I was away!

Hey, I remember seeing your posts.

Classics Kup and Ghost Rider have kind of gone the way of hand lasers, though.

Welcome back. The place actually did kinda burn down a couple years ago, but we're rebuilding.
Classics Kup is still around. Check this thread for frequent silliness.

Hey Chris, welcome back... a few of us old timers are still here.

Ghost Rider has reserved a place IN HELL for Classics Kup!

Or at least, that's probably a Weekly World News headline in my own mental universe...

In reality he's probably still in therapy over the performance of his HasLab. I personally never let Classics Kup go because he's the only good one I have, due to none of the newer versions being able to hold a moonshine jug.