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NovaSaber

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The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
I wonder if he shits his pants every time he dies and resurrects in the Lazarus Pit. Must smell wonderful in there.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
Can you imagine that: league of shadow assassin. Literally trained from birth, master of self, of war and death... and then you get put on lazarus pool duty and have to scoop out the jive once the boss resurrects.
 

KidTDragon

Now with hi-res avatar!
Citizen
That's how they punish every newbie assassin who makes the obvious "more like 'Lazarus Sh*t', amirite?" joke.
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
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Hey I know this is old and I disagreed with like half of it at the time but I thought of another one just now.

DISCORD.
 

NovaSaber

Well-known member
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I looked to see if there was an explanation for that one and...it's dumb.

The name "Discord" was chosen because it "sounds cool and has to do with talking", was easy to say, spell, remember, and was available for trademark and website. In addition, "Discord in the gaming community" was the problem he wished to solve.
The first part's closer to what I'd have guessed; while it is a real word with a negative meaning, it also has a similar sound to words with appropriate positive meanings like "discourse" and "discuss".

But according to that second sentence, it was intentionally named after the word with the negative meaning, but with intent to somehow indicate the opposite of what the word means?

That's just...dumb.
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
You know what, I think this guy would make a better President than Trump or maybe any other Republican ever again. Whatever he aims to do, the opposite will happen. Let's see this guy try to start a war with Canada; Canada will be declaring victory and annexing us within the month!
 


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