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Ironbite4

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I thought it was fun. I like fun in my wrestling. You seem really jaded. It's just a show and sometimes we need corny stuff to make us smile. And beside... I Wanna see a tag team called Cursed Truth now. It be great.

I'm jaded by years of watching this company spiral around and try and force their golden boys down the fans throats and totally ignore the organically growing favorites. Yes, Danhausen is fun, not gonna deny that. For the 2 weeks management likes him for. Then it's off to catering for him.

Ironbite-lest he gets some good food.
 

The Predaking

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Quick question. We were watching the Punk match, and my wife asked a question I couldn't answer. How do they do the Coup De Grace finisher?

Is the momentum going forward instead of down on to the wrestler's stomach?
 

LBD "Nytetrayn"

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Smackdown hath given us the gift of Mizhausen. We are not worthy.
If I'm not mistaken, he didn't get weird with any of the Miz's names or titles or what have you.

I'm sensing a profound level of respect there.
 

HgDragon

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Quick question. We were watching the Punk match, and my wife asked a question I couldn't answer. How do they do the Coup De Grace finisher?

Is the momentum going forward instead of down on to the wrestler's stomach?
To me, it looks like he keeps the legs loose and they just fold under him while he falls back or rolls to the side at the landing, turning the move into something like a Senton. The guy on the receiving end takes some of the impact but not nearly the amount the move implies.
 

The Predaking

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So Cody takes back the title this close to Wrestlemania? I will be honest, while I do enjoy them switching belts on non-PLEs, I was looking forward to Drew vs Orton. Mainly I want to see Orton get more championships.
 

Fullstrength Motleypuss

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Well, was ANYBODY really asking for THAT return? Can't wait to see who he drags down into mediocrity this time.
 

The Predaking

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Well, was ANYBODY really asking for THAT return? Can't wait to see who he drags down into mediocrity this time.
For clarity, he is referring to Gunther coming back and putting Seth Rollins to sleep as soon as he comes back in MSG.


This weekend on RAW, Punk dropped a new pipebomb. While it wasn't as good as the original, but it was pretty great.
 

LordGigaIce

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So re night one of WrestleMania...

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Ironbite4

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So the women's matches....just the women's matches. Dearest gods how short did they make them? TKO has no faith in it's own product.

Ironbite-at all.
 

Ironbite4

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It's kinda pathetic. Every women's match had a run time that was less then one of the men's entrances. ENTRANCES!

Ironbite-god this product is pathetic.
 

LBD "Nytetrayn"

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Ironbite4

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It gets worse. Punk/Reigns got as much time as all the women's matches....combined.

Ironbite-COMBINED!
 


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