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Caldwin

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
Fighting, fighting, fighting! Is that all you youngsters think about? You know, I used to be an adventurer like you.

Then what? You took an arrow to the knee?

No. I retired. Why would you say I took an arrow to the knee?

*brings out a bow and arrow*
 
Caldwin

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
I shoot from the shadows. And here I was going to be a battle mage this time around, but nope!

BTW, Snr, there's an arrow in your knee.
 
GodSentinelOmega

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
GSO: Hey! Get out, the shadows are mine!

’Snr looks down. Swears profusely‘

Jr: Guess it’s my turn.

’Picks up grandpas crossbow and unloads on Static and Hazy. Plus, its the bad rapid fire crossbow from Van Helsing’

GSO: Here we go again.
 
Caldwin

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
Wha...! Aww, buck! C'mon, man! That was Caldwin. White text is Caldwin! If this is getting blood and guts again, I'm leaving.

All right! Now things just got interesting.

My my! I may just have to see where this goes.
*aims at Scarlet Jr. and lets and arrow fly*
You see, that's the problem with full autmomatics. You lay down on the trigger, your aim goes to crap. Better to have a single arrow that actually hits!
 
MEDdMI

MEDdMI

Nonstop Baaka
Citizen
*plops down a plate of cobwebs and dust* this was all I could find. You don't want what's left in the fridge.
 
tec

tec

Maystor missspelur
Citizen
I had my fill of cobwebs (I walked into a web the other day gagged for like forever) never again
 
The Mighty Mollusk

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
Okay, so I checked out the fridge, and if anyone's wondering why there's a giant smoking hole in the kitchen wall that smells like sulfur, charred flesh, and ketchup, don't worry about it.

Also, we need a new fridge. And wall.
 
Caldwin

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
I...never thought I'd see the day...but...it's been so long since I've role played Static...I'm not sure if I know his voice anymore.
 
GodSentinelOmega

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I guess it depends which Static. Young means drunk grumpy fighter Wolverine :). Old means drunk grumpy observer of fights :).

Who still fights. And drinks.

Also, the fridge is dead… and I think the basement to hell is gone too.
 
tec

tec

Maystor missspelur
Citizen
I knew I should of taken that witchy elf on her offer to charm the place so this auto repair
*adds floor to the list*
 
GodSentinelOmega

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
:::GSOs screaming echoes as he disappears downwards. Followed by a crash. Then bangs and more screams. Though more monstrous. Then the sound of a chainsaw:::

I’m still alive! Mostly.

:::Eventually, a chainsaw sticks through the basement doors. Then gets stuck in a mass of…stuff, blocking the doors.

Uh. Could somebody maybe detonate whatever that is on the other side? I’m kinda stuck.
 
Caldwin

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
Yeah, never good to have your resurrection path blocked off around here.

*tosses a bunch of C4 down into the basement*

You sure that's not too much?

Nah! I'm sure it'll be fine!
 
GodSentinelOmega

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
‘GSOs head comes flying up the basement stairs and bounces to the bar. He looks around’

Huh. I’m not dead dead. Weird. Somehow I don’t think this bodes well.

Oh, by the way, the basement now has now doors at all. Just some guy named Doom screamed something about rabbits and a chainsaw and demon hunting.
 
Caldwin

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
Dude! There are better ways to get a head in the world.
 
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