BURN IN HOLY FIRE!
Its the onky way.
Its the onky way.
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- Thread starter Wheelimus
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Like nuking it from orbit?
They can bill me!
BOOM!
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
All the boys.
A terrible rumble shakes the earth as the horde of boys approaches, their march creating a dust cloud that blots out the sun.
The horrific squelching of crushed flesh and shattered bone as more and more boys pile atop each other, knowing that the yard cannot hold them all but compelled to do so anyway.
Blood and bile flow like the rivers of the Nine Hells, panicked wildlife fleeing the grisly tableau.
Suddenly the ground can hold no more. The air fills with the deafening screech of torn bedrock as the earth gives way, sending the boys tumbling into the abyss below.
I stand at the rim of the crater, milkshake in hand, staring in wide-eyed, hollow horror at the carnage, ears ringing with the groans and cries of the shattered and the dying.
What have I done.
What have I done.
All the boys.
A terrible rumble shakes the earth as the horde of boys approaches, their march creating a dust cloud that blots out the sun.
The horrific squelching of crushed flesh and shattered bone as more and more boys pile atop each other, knowing that the yard cannot hold them all but compelled to do so anyway.
Blood and bile flow like the rivers of the Nine Hells, panicked wildlife fleeing the grisly tableau.
Suddenly the ground can hold no more. The air fills with the deafening screech of torn bedrock as the earth gives way, sending the boys tumbling into the abyss below.
I stand at the rim of the crater, milkshake in hand, staring in wide-eyed, hollow horror at the carnage, ears ringing with the groans and cries of the shattered and the dying.
What have I done.
What have I done.
Sounds like the start of some eldritch orror story.
Cthullu approves.
Cthullu approves.
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Lol. Mine again
Don’t pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
Quick pass it on, pass it on, pass it on.
Quick pass it on, pass it on, pass it on.
Swiped it while you weren’t looking.
I'm just keeping it warm.
Who let Scorpion in here!