Recent content by The Mighty Mollusk

Well, that thumbnail will haunt my nightmares tonight.

I could point at any of a hundred thousand things Trump and his goons have done that would've ended a Democrat's career, if not put them behind bars. For the sake of my own blood pressure, I can't keep being outraged at every new horror. I am not trying to belittle the problem, and I am not...

It's strategy. If his hideous color mashup blinds you, the fight's half over.

I'm down for Outback if he ever makes it to any of my local stores. Walmart's history with preorders is too janky for me.

There's a correlation to be made here about brain damage and going conservative, but I think I'm gonna pass.

Cutting to the quick there, huh?

I saw it at Target once. Of course on a day when I didn't have the money to spare.

We're on Air Bud rules now.

The stock market is about as useful a metric as fantasy football. It only matters if you have money in it.

I am king of the sea! But I'm not Aquaman!

Considering a number of those figures haven't even made it to retail yet, this poll feels kinda strange.

"Logic doesn't work on Wayne." "Bought a ward against it from a traveling fortune teller. It lets me add two an' two and get a pickle."

Because he's the one with the R next to his name on the ballot.

He's just trying to order a really big meatball sub.