Recent content by Platypus Prime

I don't know how companies expect AI to really pay off if someone can't afford their products because they lost their jobs due to AI. Or are you not supposed to ask that part?

Well, there's no point in replacing the marketing department unless you know you can get equally good service...

You could dry them out, crush them up, and scatter them around for the birds. Then something eats it and it's not a waste.

"This AI keeps posting pictures of the toys mistransformed." "Excellent, the Artificial Incompetence is working as planned! REPLACE THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT!!!"

You can clearly see it's post-Transformers the Movie since he's dead, it says it comes with Ratchet's body. I also want to see what's on his secret film. I expect it to be scandalous scenes with the Warners. Wakko: "HeLLLOOOOOO NURSE...uh..." Yakko, frozen in mid-hug: "Something is...

I thought it was about the function now being nurse. Oh, can I put Ratchet with my Animaniacs now...?

*Checks* Small, plastic, fictional...yeah, looks like most women I know, I don't see why they thought they had to label it.

Next up, the LioKaiser reissue! Yeah, right...

Maybe wearing a dark colored semi-organic Pretender shell is the Amish Transformers equivalent of using animal drawn transportation while wearing black?

If Mrs. Piggy kills him for embarrassing her on TV, would he sing "Oops, I was done in by ham."?

I blame the mass media and children's animation. All frogs have this problem. Spittor never hopped when people were watching.

He still can, just pop him out of his own armor and have him stand on his shoulders. ...that description was both accurate to how the G1 toys worked and scaled and totally incoherent at the exact same time, I realize...

So when is this hypothetical wave? Due to me not having a clue which is what I feel like the preorders and releases keep skipping Swindle, and he's the last part of Bruticus I don't either have or have ordered.

Ok, THAT'S a deep cut... Edit: just realized he looks a lot darker here than the original. Maybe their con sample was a painted TR with a sample horn, seeing as the headmaster was clearly hand painted.

What is the gun replacement under the horn? Mines? Pollen in his sinuses?