Last Post!

[Caldwin]

Hail to the king, baby!

 

[DefaultOption]

KLAATU! BARADA! NIK—‘clears throat’

Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no, but basically I said them, yeah.

 

[Caldwin]

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

 

[Destron D-69]

It's a trick...

 

[Caldwin]

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

But tricks are for kids.

 

[Caldwin]

And for people buying the services of women of the night.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Ah yes, the Women of Negotiable Affection.

 

[Caldwin]

Now sure how to keep riffing on this without getting banned.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Probably best to hop to something safer.

And funnier.

 

[Caldwin]

You see, if it's truly funny, than it can't be safe. The best comedy is always going to be edgy.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Then sharpen that edge my friend.

 

[Caldwin]

Snikt, bub...snikt!

 

[DefaultOption]

I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

The old Canucklehead.

 

[Caldwin]

Tell Cyclops I made him a convertible.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

I AM NOT MALEVOLENT! I SIMPLY AM!

 

[DefaultOption]

I am inevitable.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

But are you Iron Man?

 

[Haywire]

I am The Terror That Flaps In The Night!
I am the quote that doesn't come from a Marvel Reference!