They make a lot of pills for that.

I got the results of the test back. I definitely have no sense of humor.

so anyway how is your sex life?

These jokes are tearing me apart.

Only if the customer reviews give it all high marks.

Are they going to call it "I-Did-Nawtflix?"

I see, so what the world needs is a Tommy Wiseau streaming service.

Well, Conan did start the trend that resulted in a wave of Barbarian films in the mid to late 80s

I keep wanting to read Corman as Conan

There needs to be some streaming service that caters to connoisseurs of schlock. Otherwise, a huge part of our cultural history will be wiped away. While many of these films are available on blu-ray, with more coming out each month, it's good they're also available for the streaming crowd.

Corman did make an impressive number of barbarian films back in the day. If impressive is the word

I mean, where else are you going to see the entire Roger Corman barbarian fantasy library (legally) for free?

Oh Tubi TV, you are a haven for terrible films. Netflix, Hulu and Crackle all push for mainstream appeal and prestige, you got the guts to have ready access to dregs even the SyFy channel wouldn't air

Also you have Bayonetta and a bunch of Fire Emblem people.

...I mean, Tales character. Probably up to/for it.

But what if I need to kill a god? Or several of them?

Kratos is allowed, but only the one from Tales of Symphonia

So no Kratos?

In any case I'd rather have another Fire Emblem character than another character from a PlayStation exclusive game who teeeeeechnically was in a spinoff.

Kong had his name on the games first, but Mario was the protagonist first. It's debatable.

Wouldn't Mario be the one spun off from the Donkey Kong franchise, given that Kong was first?

I would count Wario and Yoshi, but not DK (might be because I wasn't even aware DK was spun off from the Mario franchise until I was in my mid-20s, but whatever)

But to be fair, Corrin is the only one I particularly dislike and it's really more boredom due to their blandness as characters

It would depend on whether or not you count DK, Wario and Yoshi as part of the Mario franchise or separate. Scratch that, there are more Mario characters even with just the mushroom symbol people but it's a close call.

You'd figure Fire Emblem would have enough characters in Smash. Kinda feels like there's more FE characters than Mario characters.

And for hug's sake, I hope that the new Fire Emblem's PC isn't one of the DLC

Smash Bros could never touch a new franchise again, and I'd still have laundry lists of side characters and villains I'd love to see included.

DINNER

cuz i wanna fight a boat

if we must have another zelda character, id want the king of red lion

I would unironically love Tingle in Smash.

they HAVE to put Travis Touchdown in at some point now, right???

Right after Shaq.

When will we get Bluster Kong in Smash?

The last three DLC characters are Tingle, Charles Barkley and L Tetris block with Reverse L Tetris block as an Echo fighter.

Pipe dream Smash entry: The Prince from the Katamari series.

The space/time around them gets frozen too! ....or something.

I still want to find out how freezing people suspends them in midair

We really need Subzero or Scorpion in Smash. Violence aside, they are pretty big gaming icons as well.

Given Nintendo's relationship with Tecmo, I'm still waiting for Ryu Hyabusa

I'm still waiting for Doomguy.

I just started watching High School DxD (don't judge me...) and I caught on the Nintendo Treehouse some request Rias for Smash lol

I have having to watch a video to find out why someone wanted me to watch the video

I remember when the TPB for The Dark Age 2 was delayed for an entire year...

I just wish they'd release the Astro City paperback trades.

As an open-minded heterosexual, I wouldn't mind seeing more of that.

Currently in the process of re-reading Kurt Busiek's Astro City. Big props for the issue featuring the "Dancing Master" and its portrayal of non-stereotypical gay characters.

Don't phone charges often contain special rapid charge circuitry, though? The voltage might be higher too, given the selfie stick probably has a very basic battery.

Glad to be of assistance!

*checks selfie stick and phone charger* huh. perfect fit. thanks!