I stopped reading it.

If talking about it here is all it takes to get you, why hasn't the oreo thread killed you yet?

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. Of your stomach.

Hey man, how you deal with yo problems is yo bidness.

I did no such thing! I am innocent of the pop tart corruption!

You guys made me buy cinnamon roll Pop Tarts today.

@D Immortalis Just fill the bag with air first and pop that? XP Oh, and you won't like that I grew up microwaving them more often than actually toasting.

@MEDdMI Yeah, the even more artificial flavors like S'more are the ones that usually taste good cold. There exceptions... I think it was Sugar Cookie that needed to be toasted...

And.. Amazon is borked.

@Tm_Silverclaw - Thanks for the heads up. Just ordered him and P/CP

Repugnus up

or add peanut butter.

Nuke them enough in the microwave....?

if po tarts dont POP then they become a lie.

I typically just went for the traditional flavours... I think mostly Rasberry or Strawberry. I'll have to pick up a box next time I'm out

@Otaku I've tried that too with a few of them. I liked the soda flavored ones they had. Too bad they were limited.

@D Immortalis Most Pop-Tarts I like are better eaten frozen... and the only reason I started doing that is because Pop-Tarts commercials told me to try them that way. XD

woohoo, just got my tickets to see From Ashes To New and Hollywood Undead on the 26th!

oh wow Jazz has heel spurs.

That's basically what happened to me. I was on that aisle for completely other reasons, caught sight of them in my peripheral, and then... just couldn't stop thinking about them.

Hungry for pop tarts now - haven't had those in years

anyone that doesnt put theit pop tarts in a toaster is a heretic.

Do they still make the cinnamon-brown sugar ones?

Yup. And?

Aren't Pop Tarts like, totally junk for you by the definition of the word?

Four IS standard... but it's been so long I had forgotten.

Bah, wonko, I remember when 4 was STANDARD

https://twitter.com/NickRoche/status/1018234094310879234 people suck...

Me: opening a box of pop tarts. "Oh my god! There's FOUR in here?!?! Score!"

Well, some people are into shopping, anyway.

Taiwanese Costco also has lots of things that shoppers would want!

The Taiwan Costco I visited once was nice but I have to question why our guide thought it'd be a good place to bring tourists.

Lower prices, lower taxes, bigger selection... yeah, I can see that happening.

Didn't a Washington Costco make the news a couple years ago for being sheerly flooded with customers from British Columbia?

That's cool. There's a Sam's Club in Niagara Falls, where I tend to cross the border, but I've never been in. I'm a Costco member, but not Sam's Club; and unfortunately Costco makes sure there aren't any locations in the US too near the Canadian border

Nope, not the battle damaged version. He got it from his cousin, whose family has a camping ground in... I wanna say new york state, but I'm probably wrong. Just across the border anyway.

Sam's Club exclusive was the battle damaged version, right?

He's got friends on the other side.

where'd your nephew get a US retailer exclusive

Alright, I managed to identify him. The 2007 voyager class that was apparently exclusive to sam's club.

Well, that was a nice surprise. Me nephew (the 10 year old.) just gave me an optimus prime that's minorly older than he is.

Nah, even better. He'll be a memory of the mission briefing. Just a voice over. Four different figures in the toyline, but not actually in the movie.

I am 110% sure that Optimus will show up, even as a transmission or something. At least maybe we can get a cybertronian form this time.

At least one Optimus sodding Prime.

Same way as always: completely unrelated figures and models that weren't even in the movie.

I think that's a given, though, given the small number of transformers in Bee Movie, I wonder how they'll fill the toyline

Yeah. I'm hoping with the new film, we might get something closer to the deluxe range

Isn't the Masterpiece the only recent VW G1-looking Bee?

Especially when they are questioned directly and respond by dodging the question.

Watching hypocrites parade their high ground is equally amusing and cringeworthy.