And hey, in addition to the clocked extra hours, I earned an additional 50% overtime bonus.

This past Saturday, in full expectance of a strike this week, I worked a full extra shift. They assigned me and some of the other volunteers to a totally pointless task, while some ladies were seriously sweeping the floor. When asked how long I was planning to stay, I smiled and said "a full shift!"

"You were asking for volunteers, right? I'm staying." - "But we have no more work for you!" - "I don't see how that's *my* problem..."

It's possible to use that to troll the employer a little, though... Once they allow voluntary overtime, they cannot backtrack from that. So once you notice you're rapidly running out of work, you just decide to do overtime out of spite.

Now if there's *no* strike... people eventually run out of work.

Amazon is prepared for strikes... they just hire way too many people for the Christmas season. If there's a strike, they still have enough (albeit inexperienced) workers.

Not one bit

@Steevy Did you read TM2's post? "Amazon.de".

just wait until the European economy collapses up its Brexit-shaped asshole.

Probably not a ton of people, no. Although I'd say I order from one European Amazon site once every month or two, myself. Usually UK, but sometimes Germany as well. France and Italy a couple times, too. There are some good Blu-Ray releases that are exclusive to Europe

I'm not sure a European strike is going to impact North American customers.

Well, somebody must've been working 'cuz I had an order in with Amazon.de that got shipped out the other day

Amazon.

AOL?

Also, strike has been extended. So no working for 50 minutes. Would have been fun, though.

I said numerous times already that I work at that big American corporation that begins with "A".

Preferably the equivalent of Lara Croft or Indiana Jones a thousand years from now

The turkeys... The answer is always the Turkeys.

Who would be the heroes in this situation?

When I die, I want my body to be part of a puzzle solution. Like, have my skeleton pointing at the clue the heroes are supposed to find.

Can you say where you work at? Or is that private?

It's completely pointless... whch is exactly the point. Hundreds of workers showing up 50 minutes before their shift is over.

We're on strike until midnight tomorrow (Tuesday->Wednesday). Which means I will clock in at midnight and work until my shift is over... 50 minutes later.

Hahaha, awesome.

But The Pillows prefer to kill you with Poison Rock'N'Roll

Pillows can kill you softly.

His song.

But is anything killing you softly?

Oh don't be ridiculous. Some things are killing us quickly!

Isn't everything just killing us all slowly?...

Except the planet of junk actually fosters life, as opposed to the garbage patch which is just killing us all slowly.

I realized the other day that the Planet of Junk/Junkion is the interstellar counterpart to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

awards are a joke to begin with. One for video games makes it twice so.

Sorry, I had beans.

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.

Always hopeful yet discontent, he knows changes aren't permanent, but change is!

Nonsense. Everything changes, the cycle is an illusion.

Turning, turning, turning through the years. Minutes into hours, and the hours into years. Nothing changes, nothing ever can. Round about the roundabout. Round and round and back where you began!

The change was you got something off your wishlist. Be happy about that if nothing else!

I finally got something off my steam wishlist! but managed to add another title immediately: so there was no change. Dang it.

They're the thieves everyone is talking about though!

Wrong Phantom thieves!

I thought they were just trying to take the Lupin Collection pieces

damn you Phantom Thieves and your "Take Your heart wallet" motto!

@Tm_Silverclaw whaaaaa????? *sees trailer* AAAAARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Great, Waspinator got exploded again.

Taka, Tora, Batta: Ta-To-Ba! Tatoba, Ta-To-Ba!

cyclone

that is super weird

My brain broke!

Joker... From Persona 5... In Smash....