The real clones were the friends we made along the way.

So the Emperor in episodes 1 through 6 was a clone?

(And the 0th anniversary of the last time I couldn't do math.)

Today is the 24th anniversary of the day we fought off an alien invasion with the help of Will Smith.

Oh the end of the Ottoman Empire of course.

*ahem* 4th of July....

Nothing of importance has happened before, and nothing of importance will happen again.

Nothing of importance happened today.

i want a "i survived 'rona and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

Slogan for 2021: "I Lived, Bitch."

They should make the next book in the Survivors series 'I SURVIVED CORONA VIRUS 2020'

YEEEE I'M A SURVIVOR-

Probably gonna assemble Devastator after work.

Ooooh. Overload arrived. He's surprisingly fun.

He's sweeter than the average bear.

Convert him to Maple Syrup.

what would Canada do with Yogi?

We can deport Yogi back to Canada now.

Jellystone National Pawk. A westful wetweat.

Jellystone. We're going to be plunged into a decade of poor animation. Fortunately we've been led by bad cartoon characters for years so we won't notice much difference.

what next? YELLOWSTONE?

Thanks, dead person.

congratulations to all survivors of the first half of 2020.

21 for me, but after numerous repetitions I got it down to 17 and a half.

I transform in six steps from human to human sitting on my ass at the computer and back again!

x-x when in vehicle mode we can travel much F A R T H E R-

Because despite the fact that we can travel around the world in the time it takes to get a good nights sleep and a couple of meals: people rarely wander more than 25 miles away from home for the duration of their lives.

I don't know how many days that trip takes - especially while sightseeing - but explaining they're 3936 kilometers (2445 miles) apart gives an idea, paradoxically because it is too large to easily picture.

Aye.  When I catch lay people discussing miles and not how long the trip takes, it is in an attempt to stress how far away something is... like NYC to LA.

But I can imagine 45 *minutes* easily.

I can imagine a mile, it's a distance I've run. I can't really imagine 45 miles.

I think there's also an element of the thing where things that are much bigger than us all blur together.

If you're not, then you're more concerned with how long it takes.  Actual distance doesn't tell you that very well.  Besides traffic and road conditions, you'll need to know what kind of driving (city/interstate/rural/etc.).

Distance matters if you're being paid by the mile.

Canadians are the same way, for the most part. If you're driving somewhere far, especially, it helps you plan out the day more than a distance in KM would.

We use the time it takes to get someplace because that is what is relevant to us.

Because even we can't figure out miles half the time.

it's a big country with a lot of empty space. between our citizens' ears.

Why do most Americans measure distance by hours of driving?

And as a result the world's lone blu-ray release of the film, an Australian disc that came out 7 years ago, now goes for hundreds of dollars on eBay. Thanks Disney.

Well, they censored Daryl Hannah's butt in Splash

maybe New Mutants is too bad even for D+.

X-Men films are coming to Disney+ next month. But will they censor Hugh Jackman's butt?

Pft.

Behold! Night Strike Galvatron!

I will grant you a recolored body, and recolored troops to command.

I don't want to be reissued. This body sucks, I wanna be updated.

I definitely don't intend to be reissued. Nobody would buy me.

will anybody else attempt to be reissued?

*Gasp* Decepticons re-writing history to serve their own needs?!?!