business is booming.

SAmsung has you covered. Exploding phones.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Japan seems to have a tradition of murder things where cellphones facilitate the killing instead. Like King's Game and Doubt.

Or there's just conveniently no reception, or all of their phones are dead at the same time. Or they're just stupid and forget about them.

Now the slasher villain has to go and knock over the nearest cell tower before butchering horny teenagers.

Think of all the horror and mystery movies that involve the bad guys cutting the phone line. Now think about how many people don't even have a land line to cut anymore.

its like that scene in commando. the bad guy has to get to a phone to call the big bad to tell him arnold isnt on the plane. that wouldnt happen today

Watching early episodes of the x-files will make you feel super old once you start to notice the techology they use, and the technology they lack.

This guy.

Hey

The ones that get me are the "Uploaded 12 years ago" ones

Makes you feel old, don't it?

While browsing Youtube vids I read these comments: 'The X Files is such an underrated show' and another 'Brent Spiner is a underrated actor' I want to punch something.

Besides: cupid freaks me out. "Find someone to love, or I'll SHOOT YOU".

It's just the day before Cheap Chocolate Day.

Meh, just more game time.

Valentine's day. Bummer.

So is that an occasion for congratulations or condolences, Telly?  I see it as a good thing, but that is a matter of personal preference; easier for me to keep straight who is who when the names don't change. XP

damn. ive been going by "telly" on here for nearly 14 years...

I've seen it. It didn't really deliver on the title

we don't need to see that. we're living it.

Anyone seen an old British movie called 'The Earth dies screaming' it's like a Doctor Who serial minus the Doctor.

Needs more zone defense. Call Scrapper

MORE POINTS FOR BLITZWING!

MP-7 Thundercracker recovers....he's at the 40....the 20....AND HE SCORES!

Reserved for Masterpiece Kup.

MP-10 Convoy redecoed.

MP-9 Rodimus self-destructed.

MP-5 Megatron removed.

MP-50 Tigatron and MP-51 Arcee revealed.

SkiNNEERRR

Superintendent Chalmers is hilarious too, or was when he was played straight. "An unrelated article." "mm hm." "Within the banner headline."

"I'm not a real Mister but I am a real Burns I am an actual Burns..."

Optimus looks like his Siege figure. Maybe this will be canon to the Transformers ongoing comic series at the moment.

iirc megatron ended up in equestria at the end of gi joe v tfs

I doubt megatron will fall for that friendship stuff.

My Little Pony/Transformers is really happening cool!

I don't know...

Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?

i believe you have a letter for me.

My name is Mr Burns.

*Walks in and immediately disappears into a bush like Homer Simpson.*

Crossgrin OTP

If anyone at IDW is reading this. Feel free to make that canon

Sweet I can ship him with...*throws dart at board* Skullgrin??? Sure that works

crosshairs is gay

Can he be purple next?

Crosshairs is GREEN, dummies...

Except for the time Crosshairs was yellow in the UK comics.