Preferably the equivalent of Lara Croft or Indiana Jones a thousand years from now

The turkeys... The answer is always the Turkeys.

Who would be the heroes in this situation?

When I die, I want my body to be part of a puzzle solution. Like, have my skeleton pointing at the clue the heroes are supposed to find.

Can you say where you work at? Or is that private?

It's completely pointless... whch is exactly the point. Hundreds of workers showing up 50 minutes before their shift is over.

We're on strike until midnight tomorrow (Tuesday->Wednesday). Which means I will clock in at midnight and work until my shift is over... 50 minutes later.

Hahaha, awesome.

But The Pillows prefer to kill you with Poison Rock'N'Roll

Pillows can kill you softly.

His song.

But is anything killing you softly?

Oh don't be ridiculous. Some things are killing us quickly!

Isn't everything just killing us all slowly?...

Except the planet of junk actually fosters life, as opposed to the garbage patch which is just killing us all slowly.

I realized the other day that the Planet of Junk/Junkion is the interstellar counterpart to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

awards are a joke to begin with. One for video games makes it twice so.

Sorry, I had beans.

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.

Always hopeful yet discontent, he knows changes aren't permanent, but change is!

Nonsense. Everything changes, the cycle is an illusion.

Turning, turning, turning through the years. Minutes into hours, and the hours into years. Nothing changes, nothing ever can. Round about the roundabout. Round and round and back where you began!

The change was you got something off your wishlist. Be happy about that if nothing else!

I finally got something off my steam wishlist! but managed to add another title immediately: so there was no change. Dang it.

They're the thieves everyone is talking about though!

Wrong Phantom thieves!

I thought they were just trying to take the Lupin Collection pieces

damn you Phantom Thieves and your "Take Your heart wallet" motto!

@Tm_Silverclaw whaaaaa????? *sees trailer* AAAAARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Great, Waspinator got exploded again.

Taka, Tora, Batta: Ta-To-Ba! Tatoba, Ta-To-Ba!

cyclone

that is super weird

My brain broke!

Joker... From Persona 5... In Smash....

That doesn't suprise me.. I'm more waiting for Rockstar to pull a Bethesda.

Red Dead is running wild over the Game Awards. More than a few have been awarded where I don't feel they should have won.

Marvel Ultimate Allience 3 Switch Exclusive for 2019!?

The red plastic holding it together kinda worries me. It's the gummi kind of clear plasstic andmoving it feels uncpomfortably close to tearing.

Yeah, that happened to mine a few weeks ago. Common problem.

Oh for cryin' out loud, the yellow part on the back hinge of my TR Weirdwolf broke. Bleh. At least the red is still there I guess.

Man, I still haven't gotten past Rock Tunnel.

You know nothing.. NOTHING! Eevee is our lord and savior! He will give us the cuteness we need! No seriously.. Both Pika and Eevee in the games are way OP and Eevee can learn elemental moves to replace evolving.

It's cute, what other point does it need?

I can get Pikachu not evolving, the species has had decades of not evolving. But Eevee without evolution seems... pointless?

Neither can Pikachu... And you don't need Eevee to evolve!

Neither of them can evolve as starters.

Also damn it my mouse wheel broke. What a pisser.

It can't evolve.

How dare you! You KNOW Eevee is the obvious choice!

Finished mine a few days ago, and just bought myself (I really shouldn't have, but did anyway.) let's go pikachu with the pokeball.